pocket solitaire

n. a euphemism for masturbating, especially when done discreetly in public

Derived from the use of a small electronic handheld version of Solitaire, originally a single-player card game. Similarly, the person is performing a solo act of masturbation with his pocket rocket.

A man is sitting on a bench in a fitness room, staring at the ladies in tight shorts running on the treadmills.

One of the ladies is creeped out and tells a staff member:

"This man is playing pocket solitaire, and he's about to win!"

by idontdodrugsucreep February 10, 2012

pocket lad

When you've got a lad in your pocket.

A pint sized lad.

Geet is a pocket lad.

by Rich Waldron February 20, 2014

air pocket

A intense pain in ur; side, lower back, stomach and chest. Could be mistaken for angina

Tiffany- oh shit
Brooke- what???
Tiffany- i got an air pocket in my side

by ashley h December 27, 2014

Pocket Filled

A prank which involves sneaking up on somebody and jizzing in their pocket.

This was first developed by hobo's who wanted revenge on people who didnt give them change.

Oh dude, that hobo just pocket filled you... thats nasty

by Fat Boy Kyle April 8, 2011

Pocket Rocket

American prison slang. It is a small pocket sized scrap book filled with pornography. When one is carrying multible pocket rockets at the time it may be refered to as a pocket nuke.

The reason Jim is looking so happy litely is because he appearently makes use of a pocket rocket at work.

by The Bear King May 13, 2018

oat pocket

Adam Russell from story of the year vagina

Adam keeps a lot of shit in his oat pocket

by Soty3109 November 19, 2020

Crotch Pocket

1. The awkward pocket directly in front of the crotch that is created by the seam of some dresses and skirts.

2. A vagina or mangina.

1. I love the new skirts for the school uniforms. I bet I could carry all my books in this crotch pocket!

2. -Mike got laid last night! Well... Almost.
-Almost?
-Well he was aiming for her crotch pocket, but he missed.

by MommaElla July 23, 2010