Cookie Shlongster

A man shapes a cookie into the shape of his genitalia(a penis), bakes it, then fucks a girl in the ass with it. Afterwards, he eats the cookie.

Guy1: "Dude I gave my girlfriend a cookie shlongster last night."
Guy2: "I bet it tasted like shit!"
Guy1: "Yeah, it did. Literally..."

by AllieBigTits August 22, 2011

Fortuine cookie

Asian equivalent to craka.

Eyy Louisa what up fortuine cookie.

Look at that sexy fortuine cookie over there.

by J_dawggggggg July 22, 2015

HOT COOKIE

Stanky pussy 🐟

Really bad pussy Oder

Nasty pussy

Damn her cookie hot

Wym nigga

I mean her pussy stank nigga

(Hot cookie)

by Stankypussy123 June 12, 2019

Cookie foot

Cookie foot or cookie footing . One Shuffling down the street lost all Control of body and normalcy. Usually caused by many days of off excessive Meth or crack use

You see the junkie cookie footing down the street

by Fredlocks August 27, 2019

bust a cookie

a midwestern word for u-turn

“okay up here busyt a cookie”
“you passed the turn are you dumb bust a cookie

by benoftheweek April 3, 2021

sweaty cookie

When you nut on the cookies you made with your mom

I made sweaty cookies with you mom

by Brock Mills September 20, 2016

Crack cookies

Cookie that contain a white substance that is highly addictive and eating them will lead to people calling you “Cookie Monster.”

Elmo: Hey Big Bird, got the good stuff?
Big Bird: Had some crack cookies, but Cookie Monster ate them all.
Elmo: *gives Cookie Monster the death stare* that crackhead

by snortcocaina February 24, 2020