texas asshole massacre

when your Texan uncle proceeds to take his 2 in. chode and steak knife, carve his initials with the knife on your right buttcheek and carve "DADDYS HOLE" on the left one.
hello, officer, my uncle texas asshole massacred my ass and i cant sit down without the blood from my buttcheek cuts start to seep out of my pants and all over the chair.
by Lou Sassoul December 17, 2019
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Texas multi fuck

When not just one thing goes wrong, but EVERYTHING goes wrong in every possible way in a particular situation, creating an outcome you never saw coming, expected or prepared for.
I don't know what the hell happened here, but it seems you made this a total Texas multi fuck

of this whole thing, and now we are all screwed....
by Stains and Smears February 17, 2018
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Texas flip phone

A Texas flip phone is when you take your own shit and make a sandwich with it; a shit sandwich
Travis almost made me eat a Texas Flip Phone
by Supermaniacjoey44 March 09, 2021
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texas wrecking ball

to swing you balls until you gain enough momentum to beat a your partner to a k.o
dude i gave sami a texas wrecking ball and she got a black eye
by daswagsack December 03, 2011
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Texas Titty Fuck

Where you tit fuck a woman while she is eating your ass out
“I totally Texas titty fucked Tinisha yesterday, my ass is sore though”
by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021
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Texas Neck Tie

Choking one's self or one's partner with a neck tie or other long piece of fabric while engaging in sexual activities.
Julie was feeling a little kinky one night with her boyfriend, so she asked him to give her the Texas Neck Tie.
by v4life68 May 29, 2012
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Reverse Texas Roadie

A noun. When a morbidly obese women rides you, reverse cowboy style, while you’re driving your car.
“Yo Phyllis gave me the best Reverse Texas Roadie on our drive to the city today.”
by YaBoiiii100-31 November 04, 2019
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