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Texas tornado twist

Your legs must be at a 50 degrees apart while helicopter thrusting you’re dick in a tornado like manner slapping thus client across the head with you’re dick 7 times this making a flapping sound.
by Subdued October 9, 2021
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Trophy Club, Texas

Trophy club texas is a city near denton. it mainly consists of snobby white people, old people who have guns , and filthy rich families. not to mention the amount of drugs secretly being used at the local school Byron Nelson. BNHS is literally a school that just has drugs in it, hot people, and a lot of cops. if you want am actual education don’t go there. Anyways the nearby town Roanoke isn’t as bad as Trophy Club. it has middle class houses and less snobby people. the people who live behind Medlin middle school are usually the stoners but chill people. Southlake anyone nearby town is just rich white people who think they ca me get anything they want and they can because they have hella money. the people there are usually pretty annoying since all they talk about is their daddy’s money and the drugs they just bought this last weekend. The only good thing in southlake is the town square. it has many stores and restaurants of all kinds. Overall don’t live in trophy club unless you’re rich or you know how to act rich.
Do you know anyone who lives in Trophy Club, Texas?
by circularvuse September 8, 2021
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Texas Neck Tie

Choking one's self or one's partner with a neck tie or other long piece of fabric while engaging in sexual activities.
Julie was feeling a little kinky one night with her boyfriend, so she asked him to give her the Texas Neck Tie.
by v4life68 November 9, 2012
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Texas Hand Warmer

A slang term for a female whose vaginal muscles are loose enough to allow for the insertion of entire hand. Normally used as a derogatory term implying promiscuity.
Man I got with Angel last night, that chick is a real Texas hand warmer.
by Montanak121 September 3, 2013
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texas wrecking ball

to swing you balls until you gain enough momentum to beat a your partner to a k.o
dude i gave sami a texas wrecking ball and she got a black eye
by daswagsack December 6, 2011
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Texas Club Sandwich

The act of squatting over a stove and taking a shit in a fryinging pan afterwards whip out the penis and masturbate over the sizzling slop and jiss on top of the shit and eating it to cause pleasure
I made myself a Texas Club Sandwich n it was so amazing i jacked off again!
by Mike Okinyou June 27, 2011
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The Texas Mud flap.

While having vaginal intercourse the female defecates on the males testicles while his testicles slaps her butthole back and forth.
My girlfriend and I accidentally ended up doing the Texas mud flap.
by H3rmanmunsta September 2, 2017
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