when your Texan uncle proceeds to take his 2 in. chode and steak knife, carve his initials with the knife on your right buttcheek and carve "DADDYS HOLE" on the left one.
hello, officer, my uncle texas asshole massacred my ass and i cant sit down without the blood from my buttcheek cuts start to seep out of my pants and all over the chair.
by Lou Sassoul December 17, 2019
When not just one thing goes wrong, but EVERYTHING goes wrong in every possible way in a particular situation, creating an outcome you never saw coming, expected or prepared for.
I don't know what the hell happened here, but it seems you made this a total Texas multi fuck
of this whole thing, and now we are all screwed....
of this whole thing, and now we are all screwed....
by Stains and Smears February 17, 2018
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by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021
Choking one's self or one's partner with a neck tie or other long piece of fabric while engaging in sexual activities.
Julie was feeling a little kinky one night with her boyfriend, so she asked him to give her the Texas Neck Tie.
by v4life68 May 29, 2012
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