fuck tard

A real dumb ass that does retarded shit.

Why did you buy a pet rock, you fuck tard!?!

by dynes May 4, 2016

Tard

(Short for retard) What your mom says to your little brother when he is trying to hide something he was doing.

(Starts video games, But mom comes down)
What are you doing you tard?!

by silentgreenninja May 20, 2020

MAGA-tard

A supporter of Donald Trump.

Cracker-Barrel was full of MAGA-tards, of course.

by Patton Freakin' Oswalt September 7, 2022

OM(F)G-Tarded

An act which defies both physics and logic; one which can only be described using the words "OM(F)G".

Oh My (Fucking) God, you should have seen it! I don't know how, but he actually got back up and tried it again!! It was the most OM(F)G-Tarded thing I've seen in my life!!! I mean, really...what was he thinking????

by Coda_Samardon May 20, 2011

tard

a person doing something annoying or stupid

look at that tard

by ian1179 January 14, 2009

tard pie asshole

What you say to someone after they rail you in the ass, give you a cream pie, then eat it out afterwards (Commonly used in a homosexual manner)

Fucking tard pie asshole, those backshots where amazing

by gogettemtiger June 8, 2025

tarded

The act of accidentally getting mustard on yourself or clothing.

Look at that unlucky person getting tarded over there.

by Drew Peterson, back the blue July 27, 2022