sweetcorn surprise

When one finishes pooping to find that their poop is filled with sweetcorn. The sweetcorn is more of a surprise if one cannot recall consuming sweetcorn that day.

Helen was just about to flush her massive log when she noticed a delightful sweetcorn surprise!

by Lawley Peacock-Charlesworth April 1, 2009

Himalyan Surprise

**The act of an anglo gentleman having his way with his african american wifes cat. She arrives home and gets mother f*#!&^n pissed and throws his white ass out in the snow.

** himalyan surprise, see above

by sophie sinister August 11, 2009

Chocolate Yogurt Surprise

1. a cup of yogurt in which chocolate is found.

2. When a guy shits in the girls mouth, then she eats yogurt. The guy then proceeds to stir the mix in her mouth with his dick and then she gives him head.

When John and Mary had no more ideas for their crazy sex games, John gave her a Chocolate Yogurt Surprise.

by Journalism man May 20, 2009

Mr Plums Surprise

the exposure of male genitalia in a public place, most commonly public transport. Eg a train, bus, taxi etc...

The first person to then notice this unusual display then gets a slap and "MR PLUMS SURPRISE" shouted loudly at their face.

Person: hey john, that guy has his balls out.

SMACK

Exposer:MR PLUMS SURPRISE!!!!!

by snatchbandit February 10, 2010

Mississippi Mud Surprise

If you're uncircumcised, and perform anal sex and later discover shit underneath you're foreskin.

He discovered I had the ole' mississippi mud surprise when he took a shower after sex.

by fitofrage February 11, 2010

The hairy surprise

When a guy cuts his pubes before oral sex, but doesnt remove them, then jizzs all over the girls mouth then makes her suck him off again and she comes out with a mustache.

O man Erics cutting his pubes he must what to give that chick the hairy surprise.

by U suck balls ehhh June 19, 2010

ruined my surprise party

doing anything that makes someone upset or angry. "you ruined my surprise party!!! now i can't trust you anymore"
describing when someone becomes irrationally angry. "gosh, what did you do ruin her surprise party?"
to look on the lighter side of a bad situation. "at least he didn't ruin your surprise party"

you ruined my surprise party when you slept with her.

by kekerawr February 24, 2011