Queso Surprise

When a man begins to eat Cheez-its, and gets bored, so begins to masturbate. The jizz may land on either the Cheez-it or the man who is doing the action.

"Yeah I did a Queso Surprise earlier today and lemme tell you, that shit is insane."

by MonsieurPickle June 2, 2014

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The Velvet Surprise

When you can't finish during sex and are too nervous to explain why, so you spray lotion on their back to fake that you came.

"Yo I had whiskey dick the other day with Monica and I gave her the velvet surprise and she had no idea."

by Veliana November 22, 2017

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surprised/unexpected reaction

When you receive a text you weren't expecting, you have questions but dont want to directly ask them. You know what other person meant but youre surprised

*Have been texting for a while now..*
Guy: You're soo weird
Girl: uhh thanks?
Guy: In a good way you're unlike any other girl..:)
Girl: :)
Guy: :* (guy feels like if in person, he would make a move and kisses her)
Girl: ?.? (girl is surprised guy text kisses her , surprised/unexpected reaction , like WTF just happened)
Guy: :3 (Guy happy she was surprised)

by LolaBob December 4, 2012

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Surprise

A lumpy fart.

Ralph, I just had a surprise and need to change my underwear.

by Al Berich October 22, 2018

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Surprise Blunderbuss

When your girl is asleep sneak into the bathroom and load her hairdryer up with various items. Perhaps some dried semen, pubic hair, or bacon flavored lube. Set the hairdryer back in its place. Sit and wait patiently for your girl to get shot gunned Kurt Cobain style by the surprise Blunderbuss.

Bro 1. Yeah bro Cassie isn't talking to me anymore...
Bro 2. Ahh what happened??
Bro 1. I hit that bitch with a Surprise Blunderbuss
Bro 2. What did you load it with
Bro 1. Sperm and her grandmother's ashes

by Cave man101 December 13, 2019

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