Illogical Stone

A gemstone that can only be found at the heart of a collapsed star. It can break the laws of physics, bend space-time, create copies of matter, and basically anything else that’s ‘impossible’.

“Man, I hate Newton’s first law of motion...”
“You wanna borrow my Illogical Stone?”
“Yeah, sure!”
(Reverses Newton’s first Law of Motion)
“Thanks, Franklin!”
“Anytime, Adams!”

by Josh Ceeven March 5, 2019

unroll the stone

To get out of bed, especially after a long period of sleeping.

I was up much of last night partying, so it was nearly 2pm before I decided to unroll the stone today.

by Crinklecut June 18, 2013

Stone-whore

Whore, but in the stone world (dr stone)

"God. She's such a stone-whore!" "Stonewhore?" "Its what they call whores in the stone world!"

by Stella_nutella67 July 12, 2025

Stone cluck rulya

Balls up panties down tits out stone cluck rulya

Stone cluck rulya

by Scullynuts May 25, 2019

Stonely

Someone who smokes by themselves , a lonely smoker

What you been upto? Nothing, been Stonely AF come through and match me.

by Dsoul January 17, 2024

Stoned out

When you are so stoned you zone out, and minutes feel like hours

I listened to my music and stoned out

by Goneandghosting September 26, 2022

Kidney Stoned

Trying to relax and smoke a blunt, only to enter an uncomfortable purgatory of discomfort and negative introspection you feel like you may never escape until finally coming to rest after realizing some painful truths.

I’ve been going through a lot guys, turned out I’ve been getting in my own way in all my relationships, I got kidney stoned for 6 hours yesterday, but I finally cracked it. I need to work on communicating my feelings more instead of expecting people to read my mind. It was hard to accept, and it hurt to imagine all the things I missed out on, but I’m glad pushed out the truth out.

by CunnuLinguistics Tom September 6, 2025