A disease usually refering to a person who smells like a skunked beer, combined with body odor, fishy pubic hair, and dried anal seapage displaying a general lack of hygiene that would otherwise make a radius of 25 feet from the person inpalatable.
Bob the Hobo + Your Mom + Your Nasty French Teacher + Britney Spears= A.S.S.
Man you smell like ass
I know I have Absence of Shower syndrome
Man you smell like ass
I know I have Absence of Shower syndrome
by krikeymynipple April 7, 2010
Get the absence of shower syndromemug. The name says it all. Particularly the same as a regular shower but you spend hours just sitting there thinking about life.
by Lovell. November 12, 2017
Get the Sad Nigga Showermug. The Czech CZ-61 Scorpion Submachine, AKA the Klob from GoldenEye 64. So named for the fact that the weapon fires so quickly that when firing fully automatic it will fire all 20 rounds from the magazine before the first shell casings hit the ground, making the sound of all 20 casings hitting the ground audible to those nearby. The term first coined by Brandon Herrera, The AK-Guy of YouTube fame.
"Dude, did you hear that?"
"Yeah, sounds like someone just got a czech golden shower from a scorpion..."
"Yeah, sounds like someone just got a czech golden shower from a scorpion..."
by PhoenixAscendant November 17, 2022
Get the czech golden showermug. Improvising personal hygiene solutions when not having the time or means to take a real shower. For a true Jack Bauer Shower, one has to use Lysol antibacterial wipes on one's nether regions. The pain means it's working.
Dude1:"Dude, you stink like shit dipped in vinegar and your interview is in 10 minutes!!!"
Dude2: "Time for a Jack Bauer Shower!!"
Reporter: "You've been lost in the woods for 2 weeks! How did you stay so fresh?!"
Jack Bauer: "I'm Jack Bauer."
Dude2: "Time for a Jack Bauer Shower!!"
Reporter: "You've been lost in the woods for 2 weeks! How did you stay so fresh?!"
Jack Bauer: "I'm Jack Bauer."
by MathKills February 10, 2009
Get the Jack Bauer Showermug. A Cincinnati meteor shower is an antisocial act in which when you take a big sack of shit to the rooftop of a high-story building and then from there you proceed to unload the sack down on an unsuspecting crowd of people, raining the shit down on their heads and causing chaos and humiliation everywhere.
A Cincinnati meteor shower is the most extreme form of a Cincinatti surprise.
A Cincinnati meteor shower is the most extreme form of a Cincinatti surprise.
The antiwar protestors gasped in horror when they suddenly became the victims of the dreaded Cincinnati Meteor Shower.
by Mark H September 19, 2004
Get the Cincinnati Meteor Showermug. When you are having sexual encounters with multiple rednecks and they pour chicken grease all over your naked body and start to rub their erect dongs all over you.
by maize mcgee November 1, 2016
Get the Kentucky Meat Showermug. 1) To take a mexican shower
2) To wash your balls, dick, pussy, or butt hole while standing in front of the sink
2) To wash your balls, dick, pussy, or butt hole while standing in front of the sink
dude...you smell like you need a south of the border shower...go hit the gas station bathroom you chucky cheese in the face ass nigga
by lil franksta November 11, 2011
Get the south of the border showermug.