Self Defenced

verb. (to be) Self Defenced. Being attacked/assaulted by someone who believes that they are defending themselves but instigated the altercation

"I went to the Proud Boys rally last Saturday and got self defenced"

by YouTryTooHard October 3, 2020

Self-partnered

Self description used by narcissistic people such as former or waning celebrities to gain public attention.

Emma Watson is known to call herself self-partnered to try to re-energize her fading fan base.

by Harry Potter Telling January 25, 2025

Self Diagnosis Is Valid

A Tumblr tag used by idiots who think it's okay to pretend to have autism or that think they have autism because of TikTok. Same with DID, ADHD, Tourette's, and other disabilities/disorders. Bro? They're serious mental conditions. Disorders aren't xenogenders! And no, you don't know better than a doctor with a PHD. Get off Tumblr, touch grass, and get a life.

Emily, 13 year old self-diagnosed autism/DID haver and coiner of some new dissociative disorder or "system" trait: GRRR! I'm sick of these uneducated fools thinking that my self diagnosis isn't valid. DOCTORS HATE WOMEN AND BLACK PEOPLE!!!11!! DiAGNOSIS IS A PRIVILEGE!!!!! #SELF DIAGNOSIS IS VALID
Lucy, an actual autistic person: What the fuck are you on about? You do know that Autism doesn't just mean you're forgetful and DID isn't the hip trendy disorder that everyone wants, right? I deal with a lot of crap from idiots for my autism and it's extremely disrespectful that you-
Emily: ABELIST!!!!!! DNI RIGHT NOW!!!!! *blocked*

by Scratchykit December 26, 2023

self defense

basicly beating your meat

bro i just commited self defense

by ekkkekekkekekeke January 3, 2021

self castle

When you are so humiliated by your own stupidity on the Fresh & Fit podcast that you leave on your own accord, instead of Myron having to evict you by force using a security guard, which would be a normal “castle.”

Myron: “Alright, so ‘low-IQ’ left too?”
Another 304: “…yeah.”
Myron: “Alright, cool.”
Fresh: “…self castle.”
Myron: “Yeah, self castle, that’s fine, that’s fine.”

by johnqdoe April 24, 2024

Urban Self Storage

Storage that is tailored to the needs of people and businesses who live in an urban environment, like London.

Who dem new guys f*ckin sh*t up in storage? Oh that's HOLD, the new urban self storage people

by BillyMoss87 August 20, 2024

Stupid self

In Saint Lucia, "stupid self" is used to cut the sentence shorter in order to give peremptory commands or statements while insulting them

1) Oye, wah you doing deh?! Move your stupid self before I go lose it! (Oye, what are you doing there?! Get outta here you idiot, before I get really mad!)

2) Okay, I go move my stupid self (Okay, I'll remove myself from this area)

by Lime Juice (St. Lucia) April 13, 2025