Salty cracks

When someone knocks on the door when you’re getting your salad tossed and you’re angry about it

That damn encyclopedia salesman interrupted my salad toss! Gave me a real case of the salty cracks

by Emmy winning hentai August 11, 2020

Salty

someone who loves to say salty every two seconds and and is the only one who is actually upset

salty salty you are just salty

by salty is the only word i say August 18, 2019

Salty steve

When a you masturbate until your glans is bleeding then have your lover take a diarrhea dump. You now dip your wounded soldier into the preferably watery pile of shit then roll it around in salt.

Susanna and Andre did a salty steve last night. They are so fucking gross.

by Possumfucker December 19, 2018

salty

Describes someone who cannot take a joke and someone who is constantly moody. These people are usually extremely tall or extremely small. Their height usually comes from the father's side of the family.

'God man, your so salty'

by smackdawg May 1, 2015

salty

(mostly in Vietnamese) being so savage that the "blant" people can handle it.

1) You're beautiful according to your father's standard only.

2) plz don't talk nonsense anymore - be more salty in your story!

by phoebel June 23, 2018

Salty

Being jealous and mad at the same time

Bro she frickin jealous and mad af. Let’s make a work for that. How bout salty.

by Holaaaaail October 22, 2018

Salty

Sensitive

George is so salty when you talk about personal things with him

by Camibjapa August 1, 2018