Sad wasted

When you're so sad you just want to grab a bottle of vodka, drowned in your own vomit and wake up the next day not knowing who you are.

"I can't get my mocha latte so I'm going to get sad wasted"

by Suckadick350 August 17, 2016

Sad sally

A person who is sad, but calling them a name that starts with the same letter. Similar to a Debbie downer or a nice Nancy.

She is being a real sad sally today.

by Cirquewitch July 23, 2022

Sadness

A you problem

Person 1: I am full of sadness

Person 2: That sounds like a you problem

by Pain in a nutshell May 10, 2021

Sad Cow

The Sad Cow is used to get a third party reference and viewpoint on a given situation when a third party is not around. Also used to make gauge the fail or win of a situation without risking being quoted on your thoughts of a situation.

"This has made Sad Cow happy..." - After two chicks making out

by Chad Barrett February 21, 2009

sad bowl

A bowl of weed that is primarily tobacco with all the weed you can find on your floor or in your keyboard on top

I ran out of weed yesterday so now I have to smoke a sad bowl with what I've got left

by Nasty Sauce November 4, 2020

The SAD

the male version of WAP

Strong. Ass. Dick

Created by Court and Zara

damn he got the SAD

by phantomandghost July 18, 2022

Intense Sadness

The feeling that is expressed when the Urban doesn't publish any of your six variations of a definition.

I'm feeling intense sadness, ud didn't publish my definition.

by OmegaSoul December 11, 2016