Salty Barometer

A device you shove up yours or someones elses asseses to get a specific readout of how pissed off you/they are at a certain situation.

"I parked too close to my wife's spot in the driveway last night, so I had to give her the old Salty Barometer in bed to check the climate of things cuz she wouldn't tell me why she was pissed off."

Salty Barometer by Kurt Vomigut May 31, 2026

Veruca Salty 

A creative way of calling someone salty. When someone is greedy, mad or just plain rude. Much like Veruca Salt from the classic movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

"I want an oompa loompa now!"
"Dude, why is Veruca Salt being so Veruca Salty?!"

Veruca Salty by Eeeka May 25, 2017

a salty surprise

A bust of a nut

I left a salty surprise in ur mom last night

a salty surprise by Big pappa Jew November 10, 2017

being salty 

Being salty is the same as being bitter towards something or someone.

She's <being salty> because nobody asked her to come out with us last night.

being salty by LilJaymers November 3, 2013

sweet n' salty 

Someone who is completely satisfying. When eating, one craves something salty and then afterwards something sweet. The sweet n' salty person can salaciously fill all of your wants and needs.

I call him sweet n' salty because he leaves me completely sated.

sweet n' salty by Salacious Special K September 17, 2013

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

The Salty Whale

When your woman reluctantly gives you permission for anal sex but you are so use to hearing her say "no" that when you are finally allowed access you are unprepared with the proper lubricant. In a pinch, you lube her ass with Crisco made from whale blubber. After you emptying your ball juice inside her ass and pull out, she farts spraying a misted version of your seed and the Crisco in the air similar to a whale blasting water out of its blow hole.

My wife was so angry that she allowed me not only to talk her into anal sex, but that I use d Crisco as a lube. Out of spite, when I finished and pulled out, she purposely farted and gave me The Salty Whale as revenge.

The Salty Whale by thedudebrown87 September 20, 2021