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Surprise batch

When you are trying to take a picture of a bat but it’s too fast so you have to surprise it
Richard: ‘I will try and get a picture of the bat but it’s too fast, I don’t know how I can do it’
Ellie: ‘just run up behind it like surprise batch and take the picture
by elliethelegend April 23, 2020
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skattake surprise

Shitting diarrhea (skat) on your partner while performing coitus in the doggy style position. When they backup to witness and wipe the horror off them, you kick them in the groin and complete your defecation on them while they lay in the fetal position. Surprise!
That bitch DRB pulled a skattake surprise on her cheatin' man! Heard the dude had to change the carpet after that!
by LRockDub20 June 29, 2021
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No milk and no surprises

A bowl of cereal of cereal where instead of using milk, you use beer. Typically consumed by Radiohead listeners.
Bro let me down so I made him do No milk and no surprises
by Incel69 June 19, 2022
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Hashemi Surprise

To act underhandedly and / or utilise methods of deceit in order to gain a financial benefit
Oh look, there she goes with another 'Hashemi Surprise'
by PJai October 22, 2022
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tornado surprise

tornado surprise is when someone is eating another being and moves their tongue in a tornado like movement
Cole was eating me out then gave me a tornado surprise that drove me insane
by gabbyz January 22, 2014
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Double Gulp Surprise

When you stick a double gulp in your bunghole bottom first and leave the straw hanging out. Then the woman/man enjoys a tasty soda treat out of said straw.
Olivia gave me a great double gulp surprise last night dude!
by Big Slurpy March 28, 2020
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cuntpunch surprise

when you're fucking a bitch and midway through you kick her in the vagina and nut deep in that hoe
last night I gave my wife a cuntpunch surprise and now I'm sleeping on the couch
by SGTCorbis December 4, 2020
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