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Mr.stripes is most funniest cutest boy on earth if you have a mr.stripes keep him your lucky

Sheesh look at that mr.stripes

by Mr.stripes September 10, 2021

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Simian Strike

(n). When you are slamming a woman from behind, and randomly give her a right hook behind the ear, and you just keep on going about your business. A euphemism for a monkey punch.

That stupid bitch got pissed when I gave her a simian strike last night, and she said just for that I cannot tea bag her anymore

by MonkeyPuncher October 4, 2021

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Simian strike

When you are about to slam a woman from behind, but instead you fist it with an uppercut.

"She was waiting for me to put it in and instead I went all simian strike on her"

by TheBiggestHead October 5, 2021

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counter strike : Global Offensive

this game makes you want to fucking die because ping bad

Wesley : Get on Counter Strike : Global Offensive!
Caleb : Ughhhhh, the ping will be bad jewtard!

by Cjstew October 6, 2021

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A particularly vicious type of sucker punch in which the attacker instantly charges or springs up immediately with a hard punch, slap, shove or other blow done with little to no hesitation or warning to it’s victim. Often an instant K.O., a jack strike can come from either standing, sitting, or lying down positions.

Inmate1: Get the fuck up and fi-
Inmate 2: springs up off bunk and jack strikes inmate 1 with punch laying him out on floor mid sentence

by NeonMirror October 8, 2021

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