by Peter Novak July 22, 2006
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Like chocolate m & ms but sweeter. Found in Britain.
They come in the colours blue, red, pink, yellow, green and brown.
It is well known that red smarties contain crushed beetles, pink ones can be used as lipstick when wet, orange ones taste of orange and blue ones send you hyper :)
Like chocolate m & ms but sweeter. Found in Britain.
They come in the colours blue, red, pink, yellow, green and brown.
It is well known that red smarties contain crushed beetles, pink ones can be used as lipstick when wet, orange ones taste of orange and blue ones send you hyper :)
Oi! You! Off my smarties!
by Boylio November 16, 2005
Get the smarties mug.1. An asshole who is very intelligent but likes to piss people off by acting retarded. Usually hated by everyone. Extremely fucking annoying.
2. The annoying son of a bitch who sits behind you and makes some fucking weird noise and kicks your chair, and then turns around and gets an A+ on some Calculus test and then rubs it in.
2. The annoying son of a bitch who sits behind you and makes some fucking weird noise and kicks your chair, and then turns around and gets an A+ on some Calculus test and then rubs it in.
The smart dumbfuck got a fucking 4.0 and he still acts like a fucking retard. I hate that son of a bitch.
by bbBobbb123 April 21, 2008
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Better than a dumb ass
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1) omg. your such a smart ass bitch!!!
2) I know, but that's better than being a dumb ass.
Better than a dumb ass
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1) omg. your such a smart ass bitch!!!
2) I know, but that's better than being a dumb ass.
Brandy Bedford...... she is a Smart Ass Bitch, I'm going to grow up to be a smart ass bitch just like her. I wanna be the next B.B.
by Army_Wife March 26, 2013
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Get the bow-tie smart mug.Someone who is intelligent. Stereotyped to be obnoxious, geeky and have no sense of humor. That isn't true. There are two types of smart, Book Smart and Street Smart.
Stranger: Hey Kid, want a piece of candy?
Street Smart Person: Thanks, but no thanks.
Teacher: What is 63 times 99?
Book Smart Person: It is 6237.
Street Smart Person: Thanks, but no thanks.
Teacher: What is 63 times 99?
Book Smart Person: It is 6237.
by blahbalh5567 September 4, 2010
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Person 2: Nothing much just defacating outside
Person 1: Why the hell would you do that?
Person 2: Shit I got Smartphowned I meant to say decorating
Person 2: Nothing much just defacating outside
Person 1: Why the hell would you do that?
Person 2: Shit I got Smartphowned I meant to say decorating
by Ipwntehnoobs January 16, 2011
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