free-shopping

also known as shoplifting, this is the act of removing items from a business without paying for them.

free-shopping : Jo-Hailey went to 7-Eleven and free-shopped them out of all of their Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and Doritoes, the day their shoplifting alarm wasn't working.

by Chairman-Mao January 30, 2006

Google Shopping

A division of Google that lets you search all online shops. It can be very useful in some cases...but usually you get really repetitive results.

Dude 1: Ugh, I can't find any tourettes guy DVDs on Ebay or Amazon.com!
Dude 2: Oh...well then try a Google Shopping search.
Dude 1: It says, "You search did not match any documents"!
Dude 2: Well, sucks for you. Go find it in a store.

by Mechanic1d January 25, 2012

Moses Shopper

When someone wanders through the parking lot for seemingly 40 years trying to find where they parked their car.

That must be a Moses shopper. He was looking for his car when we went into the grocery store half an hour ago.

by Realityman March 19, 2012

granny shopping

(Or grandpa shopping.) The practice of making a trip to the grocery store almost every single day and only buying food for one day's meals/snacks at a time, rather than shopping for the whole week, two weeks, or month. Often done by people who have a lot of free time on their hands - i.e. elderly retirees (hence the name), stay-at-home moms who are waiting for kids to get out of school, etc. This daily trip to the store is the main social event of their life.

When Claire had gone six months without a date, she was tempted to start granny shopping just for the increased chance of meeting somebody at the grocery store one day.

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf January 6, 2014

Wish shopping

Place where you can shop items in very cheap prizes, until 'the one minute -90%'-offer goes out. It's shopping in web so you get what you didn't want.

"I bought this shirt and bag in Wish Shopping app!"
"I wish you didn't, those are too small."

by Rinkelitar July 13, 2017

Thrift Shopping

Going to Bars on busy nights such as Valentine’s Day to “shop” for someone else’s unwanted “Second Hand crap”.

Jacob was feeling lonely on Valentine’s Day, so he went downtown around midnight to do some “Thrift Shopping”.

by KRiver February 14, 2020

secondhand grocery shopping

Doing all or part your grocery shopping by taking items from unattended carts. Usually done out of laziness, distance of the item, or tomfoolery.

Rob: Ugghh i forgot to get the eggs, and it's all the way on the other side of the store.

Matt: Don't worry, almost everyone has eggs in their cart.

Rob: Oh, good thinking. I'll just do some secondhand grocery shopping on some sucker's cart.

Matt: Quick, that cart's all alone with the goods!

by ELRAYDENADA April 26, 2009