Rule 300

If you give up, they win.

Leonidas: SPARTA WILL BURN IF WE GIVE UP, that's rule 300 bitches!

by The Man with the Golden Gun August 20, 2013

Rule of Fist

Never put anything bigger than your fist inside you, unless you're being paid for it.

Did you hear about Brooke? She broke the Rule of Fist and haD to have her mom drive her to the hospital on Christmas Eve, whole family was over.

by MrTastie April 13, 2017

rule #421

If we cannot have the pot that you post on the internet, we do not care about it.

This guy posted a picture of pot on Facebook. Remember rule #421

by josh2hosj February 7, 2015

ass-ruling

(verb) Very good, of good quality, or "cool".

"The Big Lebowski rules ass/is an ass-ruling movie."

"This is some ass-ruling chicken."

by desdin0va January 10, 2006

rule 74

if it exists, there's a friday night funkin' mod of it.

just saw some cool rule 74, you should go download it.

by yo0mie February 23, 2021

Rule 80

Rule 80 of the internet: Hypocrisy invalidates any point or opinion in the context of ANY conversation

I know a guy that constantly contradicts himself, claiming other things are bad when he does it himself. Dude can't resist to break Rule 80 every damn hour he breathes

by Lobsters_Shot_By_Cops February 25, 2023

Rule 200

Also known as the Thermite clause, this rule states that if you know who keyed your car, you have every right to find them and ignite a bucket of thermite on top of their hood. This will totally melt through the hood, block, pistons, and anything else, thereby rendering the vehicle totally unusable. This can be coupled with a gallon of boiled linseed oil in the gas tank to destroy any other engine they may put in there later on.

Some bastard keyed my car, luckily I know who it was! Time to invoke rule 200!

by Cyanide44 October 15, 2014