Russian money shot

When a man injects top shelf vodka into his scrotum then ejaculates the shot of vodka into the mouth of a willing recipient.

I had one too many Russian money shots from Greg last night!

by Hellsa house August 29, 2009

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Russian Log Jam

The art of pooping on one's vagina and then having sex with it, using the fecis as lubricant

"I had to take a shit, so i just Russian Log Jammed her."

by Blake Miniard February 20, 2009

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russian sticky bun

When a woman ejects vaginal fluid onto a mans chest hair, and then shaves it off and shoves it into his or her asshole

russian Sticky buns polish pencil warmer

by Cliff Climax January 13, 2011

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Russian Fried Chicken

The act of one having sex with a chicken before killing, cooking, and eating the chicken.

I can't wait to get home tonight, i'm having Russian Fried Chicken!

by Panada February 18, 2009

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When a ladie is giving you "head", before you get off, tell her you have crabs and when she backs her head up and widens her eyes, you blow your load in her eye so she looks like those pictures of sad clowns

John: Dude you should have been at the party last night

Nate: Why, what happened

John: I gave Nancy a Russian sad clown

Nate:WHAAAAAAAAAAAT! I did that to her last week....Snoogans but thats awsome

by slappy wag o'harra January 6, 2008

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Russian Cab Driver

The "Russian Cab Driver" aslo known as the less familiar "backseat drunk- rider", is when you have sex with an individual in the anus, while holding their hair with one hand (like you are driving); as you take a shot of vodka.

"Dude, I heard that kid Dylan Russian Cab Drove the captain of the cheerleading team!" Matt: (in a Russian accent) " want to ride my cab?". Girl: " what, the Russian cab driver? Hell yes!"

by Dblackxcore September 1, 2009

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