Extreme poser

Someone who always tries to kick somebody out of somewhere or something (or get them kicked out) and look badass while doing it.

The mall cop rolled up his/her sleeves so that he/she could show off his her tattoos (and power) to everybody in the group, and told them they must have a death wish by being there at the mall, since nobody was allowed in his/her mall after 5 PM. The extreme poser got off on kicking people out of public places.

by Solid Mantis March 28, 2020

Oddball poser

Someone who starts posing as an oddball or a weirdo once the stigma is gone and there's no social consequence. The kind of people who wouldn't smoke pot or do any drugs that would make them look like junkies until there was no stigma and everybody did it.

The oddball poser found a sense of comradery with a group of other oddball posers once there were no more odd people left, and phasing them out was complete.

by Solid Mantis May 1, 2020

Musical poser

Someone who tries to make fun of all the people that made fun of them in songs.

The musical poser made songs about people who made fun of him/her growing up so that nobody would mess with the musical poser.

by Solid Mantis May 7, 2020

Method poser

Like a method actor in that they will engage in a lifestyle they see as superficially similar to the kind of subculture etc. they are posing as an member of, without understanding the meaning behind any of it, all of this simply so that they can increase their chances of being labelled by people when they talk about stuff they do or when others see their living arrangements etc, method posers are usually male as method posing requires at least some effort in one's private life.

Wow what a faggoty, attention seeking, method poser Kyle is for bribing those doctors to set it up like he had cancer, and then getting us all to come see his stupid ass in the hospital and pretend like he was Sadako Sasaki.

by Freighttrain, The September 21, 2020

The Poser

A kid who doesnt know how to play basketball

I met a bad basketball player. His name was the poser.

by LGStudios October 3, 2020

Imvu posers

iMVU Posers

IMVU posers A gathering of individuals who comes into a space to just be appreciated for their garments they sit and essentially don't let out the slightest peep to anybody untill addressed or respected for their looks it's fucking cancer

by Imvu posers December 27, 2020

Cinderella poser

Someone that pretends to be an underdog in life despite never having been one.

The Cinderella poser lives in a nicer house than her siblings, comes from a bigger house than her siblings, and has been to every one of her childhood friends' weddings, yet still always claims to be an underdog whenever there is a sports game or something she is desperate to win (with her spoiled rotten sense of injustice and disadvantages in life) . She claims that she was an underdog to the people she claims were in line in front of her/in her way, when in reality they weren't in line for anything, they weren't trying to become royalty (rich and powerful) like she was.

by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021