national forever alone day

another name for valentines day, used by singles.

happy national forever alone day!

by BlackBird007 April 5, 2012

National send tits day

A day to send bare tits to anyone

Did you know it’s national send tits day

by Realdeal7526 July 6, 2018

National Give Head Day

You can get head from anybody on April 27 even if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend it won’t matter because it’s national just ask anybody for head they won’t be able to deny it.

Him: Hey can I have head
Her:sure but only this day because it’s National Give Head Day

by National Day April 20, 2019

National Eat Pussy Day

National Eat Pussy Day is on June 24th. People celebrate by eating girls out.

Forest: "I'm going to Christina's house tomorrow."

Emily: "To do what?"

Forest: "Imma eat her out didn't you hear tomorrow's National Eat Pussy Day!"

by Mynameisntemilylolimfr June 22, 2016

National Dumb Bitch Day

On March 26th lands national dumb bitch day, a day dedicated for all those dumb bitches we all hate.

fuck off darline, its national dumb bitch day. A day dedicated to you

by urdaddy101 March 20, 2019

National bad bitch day

August 5th is national bad bitch day . When all bad bitches just be the pretty bitches they are . So on August 5th go let a bad bitch know it’s her/his day !

Person 1 : it’s national bad bitch day !

Person 2 : happy national bad bitch day pretty !

by lalaaaaa . July 31, 2019

National Percy Jackson day

National Percy Jackson day is October 8th. To celebrate, draw a trident on your forearm.

Me: Did you know its National Percy Jackson day?

Person A: Yeah! I drew a trident on my forearm to celebrate.

by Your_WorstNightmare_ October 13, 2016