"Yes" joke

Possibly the most incorrectly formulated joke found on the internet, especially in YouTube comments. Here is how it is usually phrased, let's say we're talking about a song with a lot of autotune. A commenter who's feeling clever might quip:

Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?

Producer 2: Yes

This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:

Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?

A: Yes

Person 1: Should we make a few grammatically incorrect "Yes" jokes or spam the entire internet with them?

Person 2: Yes

by Alex-2598 July 24, 2023

Geni-joke

Geni-joke is a specific type of a joke which was created by the person named Geni Tanaka, the son of Japan's most famous actor and movie director, Hiroyuki Tanaka. The way of using this word when somebody says a joke is still unknown, as the joke needs to be approved by Geni Tanaka. The joke is typically dank and logical, only people with high IQ can understand type of joke. You could contact this person via Instagram: @genrunner

person 1: *says a joke*
person 2: damn that's a geni-joke
person1: I should go to contact geni!

by kakato123 December 19, 2019

Wanna hear a joke, Murray?

Bound as a warning, as something said that will astonish you, shock you.

Will Smith posts a video, captioned '' Me n' @jadapinkettsmith got all dressed up to choose chaos, right before the INCIDENT.
Comment:
'' Wanna hear a joke, Murray? ''

by Aughh April 2, 2022

LUL Joke

Jokes that consist of a person opening with:
p1: "What type of jokes are allowed at a _____"
p2: "all"
p1: "something related to the first blank jokes"
p1: "LUL"

a LUL joke By Francisco Benez
"What type of jokes are allowed on the toilet"
"all"
"Poop jokes"
"LUL"

by Spipmadid January 27, 2021

Ash Joke

When someone makes a joke that is so impressively clever that everyone else in the room wished they thought of it first. They are often witty and can go over the heads of those inferior.

Guys, I totally got Ash Joked at work today.
One day, your joke level will hit Ash Joke level.

by HinkleyHero March 28, 2022

Joke

Got u nooob

This is a joke

bruh joke

by Fucker\ September 8, 2020

Jumping the joke

When several people are listening to someone tell a joke and one idiot decides he needs to laugh out loud before the punchline. We all have at least one friend we know that is notorious for jumping the joke.

Dude: ''Look at Tom with that huge dumbass smile on his face.
Guy: ''You know exactly what he's up to. He's jumping the joke in T minus 10.

by Uggsly June 21, 2011