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Music snob

Everyone, because everyone likes to believe that their own tastes are the coolest on the planet.
Idiot 1: If you don't like U2, then you're a total music snob. Millions of people listen to them every day. No one wants to listen to a shitty little band that hardly anyone's heard of.
Idiot 2: Well you can go and fuck yourself, 'cos I

don't follow a herd mentality and I think for myself. I don't need someone else to form an opinion for me.
by Minderbinder January 7, 2022
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burger music

Music that expresses the sentiment of "Mom, you don't understand me" and "All I want to do skate and thrash"
Sloppy Punk Rock
Psychedelic Pop Punk
New Age Skater Thrash
I saw Pancho and the Wizards at the Warehouse on Mars, that was some dope burger music
by Burger Thrash Kid September 19, 2017
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Emo Music

My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Death Cab For Cutie, Taking Back Sunday, and The Used are not emo music like everyone says.
Clearly, these people have never heard of bands like Hawthorne Heights, Red Jumpsuit Appartus, Underoath, AFI, Jimmy Eat World, Alexisonfire, Story Of The Year, Senses Fail, and From First To Last, which are real emo bands. And if these bands aren't emo, what is?
Like I've said before, bands like Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Taking Back Sunday, The Used, and Death Cab For Cutie are NOT emo music.
by Death Shredder August 17, 2007
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music masturbator

Someone who is so self-righteous about their musical ability and talent that they feel the need to demonstrate their greatness in a pompus way to those listening, even if they are unwilling.
Radiohead, Mars Volta, and The Arcade Fire are all music masturbators.
by The Kerch April 26, 2008
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music theory

Music theory is the rules of music. Music has rules. Modern musicians do not follow these rules. Counterpoint does not exist in modern music. Power chords dominate everything. We are back in the days of parallel organum, but even worse. Modern musicians usually recieve no training, and therefore suck. Music-reading ability is the rudiment of musicianhood. If a person cannot read music (no, I am not talking about tablature, either), then he is not a musician.
God bless the few classical musicians who keep real music alive for our posterity. I just hope this musical dark age will end soon. Luckily for me, however, it is very easy to be a musician, especially one with guitar ability, since the expectations for a guitarist are non-existant.
by Anonymous February 1, 2004
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indie music

It's when a band is first starting out on a small independent label and hasn't become rich or popular yet.Ironically rich know it all college hippies all love indie music as long as the artists don't make one red cent from it.But the second the artists actually makes money the stupid rich know it all college hippies don't like them anymore and accuse them of being sellouts.If you are rich enough to go to college then you ARE a fucking sellout already so you should be such a hypocrite as to call bands who make it beyond an indie label sellouts.Also college retards like anything that's not popular even if it sucks balls and so in scrambling to find new shitty bands that haven't become popular yet these stupid gay rich college hippie faggots latch onto a new emo band every week,lol.
Stupid indie music is how rich know it all college hippies like to pretend that they are keepin it real,lmao.
by don't ever cross my path December 28, 2005
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Angry Music

Music that is listened to when someone is angry, most often this music is used to get even angrier, because people like that sorta thing.
Do you see that kid at the back of the bus with the headphones, it looks like he's listening to 'angry music'.
by Ghostly Slender Man June 10, 2013
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