Has a large penis
by 209ELM December 23, 2021
Get the thick like mikemug. by Lambotits September 23, 2019
Get the big peen mikemug. Adios My Feces, used after taking a particularly heartfelt dump but before flushing. Wishes your brown offspring a good journey from their porcelain altar.
by monkeywobble March 31, 2010
Get the Alpha Mike Foxtrotmug. An infamous Twitter hashtag that surfaced shortly after former U.S Vice President Michael R. Pence "betrayed" Donald Trump by not challenging the Electoral College votes, despite saying that he would challenge them the day before. It was quickly widespread, and several conservative movements and their supporters followed suit, calling for him to be hanged for treason.
The "Hang Mike Pence" hashtag was short-lived, but it was powerful enough for Mike Pence to completely fall off the face of the earth. It is unknown why he disappeared instead of meaningfully addressing it, or why it disappeared so quickly; the only thing America knows is that he is now considered a disgrace among members of the GOP.
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 31, 2021
Get the Hang Mike Pencemug. A reference to a man's penis. This term was quietly used in the movie "Monsters, Inc." as the character Mike Wazowski. Anal sex, specifically illumination through ritual sodomy, was quietly asserted in that another monster, James P. Sullivan, has colored spots on his back and arms, which is a reference to the colored spots reported to appear on persons' eyes which are being sodomized. Note also that Mike, the one-eyed monster, is in control of the larger, scarier monster Sullivan. "Sulley," as he is called, is a reference to being sullied, or sexually defiled.
by Southern Fat Man December 10, 2013
Get the one-eyed Mikemug. A guy going around donating superchats to VTubers to say his name. A legend among the VTuber community
(context: https: // www.youtube.com / watch?v=S7Z37ih0C74 and several other clips)
(context: https: // www.youtube.com / watch?v=S7Z37ih0C74 and several other clips)
by A Local Idiot February 14, 2021
Get the Eating Mike Tyson's Assmug. One of four hosts for the beerists podcast who is 90% Polish and 10% Japanese and goes by Maiku. When aroused, he has the ability to use his dirty dick as a Katana, Tonto blade, a ruler and a thermometer for toilets to tell you what the temperature of the toilet water is and how deep the toilet is. Be careful not to say Midori three times in a row or else he will show up in his Kimono and Zori and strangle you with his chain wallet or his dreadlocks which he keeps in his closet. His 24andMe is written in Hentai.
Man 1: "Hey man what are you listening to?"
Man 2: "The Beerists Podcast..."
Man 1: "Oh! I love that show! That Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert guy is soooo white!"
Man 2: "You mean the Japanese guy?"
Man 1: "Uhh... He's definitely white, man..."
Man 2: "Oh okay sure and I can Davis Dip my entire right arm."
Man 1: "Psh! Whatevs brotein shake!"
Man 2: "Well I'll talk to you later, here."
**Man 2 hands Man 1 a small origami swan and runs away**
**Man 1 unfolds origami swan and reads aloud the following**
"MIDORI! MIDORI! MIDORI!"
**Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert appears and chooses to strangle Man 1 with his chain wallet and vanishes leaving a small pile of Hot Topic coupons, but not in a pejorative way**
Man 2: "The Beerists Podcast..."
Man 1: "Oh! I love that show! That Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert guy is soooo white!"
Man 2: "You mean the Japanese guy?"
Man 1: "Uhh... He's definitely white, man..."
Man 2: "Oh okay sure and I can Davis Dip my entire right arm."
Man 1: "Psh! Whatevs brotein shake!"
Man 2: "Well I'll talk to you later, here."
**Man 2 hands Man 1 a small origami swan and runs away**
**Man 1 unfolds origami swan and reads aloud the following**
"MIDORI! MIDORI! MIDORI!"
**Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert appears and chooses to strangle Man 1 with his chain wallet and vanishes leaving a small pile of Hot Topic coupons, but not in a pejorative way**
by JewBoy98 February 14, 2019
Get the Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambertmug.