Mexican Closeup

A Mexican standoff but with wieners.

The buddies thought they would have a fun orgy but it ended up being more of a Mexican closeup after their dates didn’t show up.

by Beardie Thumb December 4, 2020

mexican noise

You know it when you hear it. IT WILL IMMEDIATELY DISCREDIT ANYTHING NO MATTER WHAT

Kid: I just graduated college, top of my class
Dad:*makes Mexican noise*
Kid: Fine, I'll go work at burger king

by Free_Coochie October 10, 2018

mexican popsicle

a Mexican popsicle is a sex position that is performed by having a beaner leap a fence directly into a vagina.

i gave that bitch a Mexican popsicle.

by theaverageblackman December 9, 2021

Domestic Mexican

Mexican that looks like a Mexican but hates hot food, likes Rock music, wife has a mullet

My Mexican friend is a domestic Mexican and he thinks he is privileged

by Mexican funny friend January 31, 2022

mexican blender

the act of putting 2 or more substances in your mouth and vigorously shaking your head then swallowing

cam: hey sarah want to mexican blender this pre workout with me

sarah: yeah pass me the creatine

by supcuh January 26, 2021

The Mexican Sinkboy

A Mexican in the Hempfield area who steals sinks and goes by the name Dylan

Principal: oh look it's the Mexican Sinkboy
Dylan: are you my dad?

by Krombopulos Smiggle May 2, 2018

messy mexican

A plate of Mexican food all mixed together

I like to eat my messy Mexican with hot sauce.

by Food critic November 30, 2022