Matt Goodwin

Matt Goodwin is someone with a huge penis.

“You spent the night with Matt Goodwin?! He must’ve ripped you in half!!”

by matchu135 April 13, 2020

Uh Matt

INFORMAL · AUSTRALIAN
exclamation
(generally uttered in a Polynesian accent)

used to express acknowledgement of one’s failure to retort a critical remark, usually during an exchange of banter.
• HUMOROUS

used as a friendly or informal greeting, or to

attract attention.

“‘You wish you could do that!’ ‘Uh Matt…’”
“Uh Matt, what are you doing this weekend?”

by Matty J Kobe May 12, 2024

Matt

Sometimes helpful but mostly ignores people named kai.!

"Matt? ... Matt!" Matt: "Oh what? sorry."

by Vince519519851 May 23, 2023

Matt Rose

The British guy who reads things

"I read this in Matt Rose's voice"

by Robiginal October 25, 2025

Matt Walsh

A UFO enthusiast

I've heard Matt Walsh believes that aliens built the pyramids

by Eushshtb October 2, 2024

Matt

He is an back stabing jerk who will cheat on the one he has been with 5 times. He wont care if your already heartbroken by your last boyfriend. He may seem like a sweet guy and outstandingly smart and strong, but all he'll do is shatter your heart into a million.

gf: y-you CHEATER!!
matt: was never ment to be.

by anonymous October 11, 2020

A Matt

A Matt, is an inbred mountaineer from Virginia

Look! A Matt by that moonshine still

by AntiItalianHoosier October 27, 2020