Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson is a very misunderstood man. he was taken advantage of by greedy children and their parents and was accused of bleaching his skin (he didn't, he had a skin disorder called vitaligo). he sold over a billion albums and was very successful. don't believe the media and what they say about him!
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Michael Jackson

A famous pop singer that began his career in the 70's. He has become one of the main people to insult if you want to fit into the crowd, even though said crowd is full of morons anyway. If he was guilty of child molestation, there would probably be at least a few members of the jury that found him guilty, based on what we call 'evidence'. You know, the legal term for proof that one did something. Everyone just goes by common opinion, which just shows modern-day human stupidity.
Michael Jackson was found not guilty of these crimes. The word "not" being the nullification of the word "guilty". If you can't understand something that simple, I don't really know what to say.
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Michael is an asshole at all times he is a gay person and hates all people lots of people say he can't fight and is gay and he wants to touch boys all over the place
Michael is the bomb
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Michael is a obnokshis person that like to blabber on about stuph no one gives a damn about.
Shut Up Michael!!!!!!
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A good looking guy that betrays his friends. He is normally a good funny kind hearted guy but betrays his friends. He tends to hide his true sexuality. Keep in mind he will betray you.
Michael betrayed me by hooking up With my girl
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A boy that cries when he smells something funny on him, a boy who sweats like a fat man eating burgers, A boy who fails his classes just to sleep, a boy who cries at night knowing his roommate is processed by a demon in the suite bathroom, a boy that wakes up every morning just to smell his roommates dirty underwear, he knows when there food in your backpack cause he has the nose of a dog. He is a nice friend that cares for the feeling of others. he is a lovely princess, go to him for entertainment.
omg look at Michael! his so sped...
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Michael: yo bro stop be a Mikey
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