Matthew

Someone that is a midget that loses his temper very gay.

matthew is a midget and hes short

by ojwefiwnefqfegrjth543r1 July 17, 2023

Matthew Perry’d

Getting electrocuted in a random hot tub.

Damn, that shit smelled like chicken soup after she got Matthew Perry’d last night.

by Leek M. Deek June 22, 2024

Matthew

A bitch ass niga nobody fucking likes on sum real shit. Get some bitches nigga.

Matthew sucks cock

by VNR4 November 22, 2023

Matthew Telfer

The small little half Asian boy who gives of Jeff Dahmer vibes. The type of guy to follow you to your house and get lost on the way back. If you have a shred of melanine in your skin, the dude calls you every possible racial slur imaginable.

Matthew Telfer your such a monkey

by sorannna234 February 5, 2023

Matthew

A person who has not watched the office.

Don’t be a Matthew check out this amazing series.

by Bruiser85b March 4, 2022

Matthew watts

This kid.... He grinds my gears.
He usually sits on his ass eating an apple to pretend that he actually just a fat ass.
He also fucks his relatives and eats crackers like the one he is.
Well what can i expect from someone from west greene...

My name is Matthew watts

by Your_dad445567 November 26, 2018

Matthew Vanorden

Beautiful inside and out. Has ur back to the fullest until you fuck up the relationship and then ur screwed.. He's kind, caring, the way he is in bed is undescribable because of the amount of orgasms he makes sure u have. A kinky loving mother fucker. Also a wonderful father and friend.

I screwed matthew Vanorden last night and I woke up to sore to walk..

by Definitely an understatement September 29, 2021