Xavier is the best man in the whole wide world. None of you dirty skanks ever deserved his love. He’s mine suck toes and eat dick not his he loves me more then he ever loved yall. :)))
by Xaviermakesmewetter;) July 1, 2025
Get the Xavier Matthewmug. Matthew Baldwin, commonly known as "The Pack Rat," is a fictional character often used as a humorous archetype. He is portrayed as an eccentric and comically exaggerated individual who works at McDonald's. His nickname, "The Pack Rat," symbolizes his tendency to collect and hoard various items, both useful and useless, creating a cluttered and chaotic environment around him.
One of the absurd traits attributed to this character is the exaggerated notion that he bathes and drinks out of the grease trap at McDonald's, adding an element of exaggerated absurdity to his persona. In reality, this description is a humorous exaggeration and not representative of any real person.
"The Pack Rat" character serves as a whimsical and humorous example of an individual with peculiar habits and behaviors, often used in storytelling or comedy to generate laughter and entertainment.
One of the absurd traits attributed to this character is the exaggerated notion that he bathes and drinks out of the grease trap at McDonald's, adding an element of exaggerated absurdity to his persona. In reality, this description is a humorous exaggeration and not representative of any real person.
"The Pack Rat" character serves as a whimsical and humorous example of an individual with peculiar habits and behaviors, often used in storytelling or comedy to generate laughter and entertainment.
by Tristan_D’amato69696969 September 30, 2023
Get the Matthew Baldwinmug. by RedsMC November 30, 2021
Get the Matthew stinklemug. is very good guy plays fortnite and some girl named ashley likes him matthew is very fast and has over 50 wins he is very cool so ladies go crazy
#Matthew
by i have your booty January 14, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. by That bihh may January 30, 2020
Get the Matthewmug. People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.
dirty dean: hey there matthew
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
by Carge_Lock April 5, 2024
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew Tyler vorce is the boyfriend of Billie Eilish who is an amazing singer. They both are happy together....we all know that Billie was so broken earlier because of her ex....she was lost...now she found someone perfect for her and is happy with him. Spit would be good if we don't push our opinions between them cuz when they're happy nothing else matters.....Billie knows who's good for her...as she chose Matthew...he might be actually good. Start loving and respecting their opinion. Billie is so kind and sweet to all her fans. She literally gives fans the whole world, but if she knows that HER FANS ARE POINTING HER OUT she'll feel so bad ....so just a small request, respect them, their opinion. pleaseeee🙂:)
by Young lady billie May 2, 2022
Get the Matthew tyler vorcemug.