Stage Left Cunts

the divas who dance and fool around backstage during rehearsal in the stage left wing

AKA: SLC

friend: *twerking on set pieces backstage to the beat of the music*

me: omg girl ur literally one of the stage left cunts now

by yfih14 September 17, 2025

left doll

When you jerk off to the point where you have to use your left arm because the right is tired

Well now your a left doll

by Cyber cock December 20, 2020

Why isn't the left winning!?

Smug, stupid, self-righteous, preachy, dogmatic, authoritarian, obnoxious, petty, incoherent, zealous, dumb, bad... All of the things that are wrong with the religions minus the promise of magic powers and immortality.

Shit-lib "DERRRRR! DERRRRRRRRRR! WHY ISN'T THE LEFT WINNING!? WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT ME TO HAVE AN INCREASING AMOUNT OF CONTROL OF THEIR MINDS? DeRrRrRrRrRrR! SHIT-LIB DERRRRRRR!"

by Hym Iam April 24, 2024

Left of labia

When over zealous male suitor misses the intended target striking the not vagina area.

Easy tiger, I think your left of labia.

by Rubbedawrongway September 10, 2023

Left-Wing Rhetoric

THAT is causing violence because literally singling people out and pretending they have schizophrenia is not?

Hym "Left-Wing Rhetoric? That's what's doing it? I thought they needed instructions! I didn't say anything about murdering national guardsmen. Simon didn't say 'murder national guardsmen.' So he wasn't illegally ordered to kill them. They aren't being instructed to jump off their own balconies by ME. So, THAT causes violence... But NOT the fact that you are literally surveilling a guy to make him listen to you about whatever underhanded remarks you want to make about his life and policing his interactions with women and bombarding him with things you would like him to think I the hopes that maybe THAT will get people to stop murdering your kids and doing so without ever getting called on it and when you ARE called out for it in the form of the greatest piece of artwork in the history of humanity...

You cry and piss your bed because you're a retard who got his butthole molested. And not you want to steal shit out of my yard sale and act like it didn't happen and THAT isn't going to cause me to murder your kids? But the left-wing rhetoric? You motherfuckers are dumb. Like 'We kept doing it and it kept happening but we recalling wanted to see the guy that said it would happen do it because I'm trying to understand stuff. I just don't understand stand woaoaoaoaoh!' That's exactly what happens though. Having to deal with your stupidity, your inability to understand things... Will make people coo-oo. It WILL make people murder you. I'm struggling to not do that. It did it to Nietzsche. He didn't murder but in retrospect we can all clearly see how how probably should have murdered."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2025

Drive in the left lane

This slang is more obscure but refers to dating the same sex. It’s making a sexual preference reference to the slang swing left or swing right.

I’m a girl looking for a girl; so If you don’t drive in the left lane, swipe left!

by Avtar Ji September 19, 2021

By right & By left

Typically used in Singlish to differentiate between the "right & proper"/official/etc (by right) way of doing something and the "quick & easy"/unofficial/corner-cutting/etc (by left) way of doing something.

Alice: Hey! Rubbish collector supposed to collect recyclables separate from non-recyclables, what?

Bob: By right, that’s the case but by left they oso just dump them in the same bin.
Alice: What by right & by left?! They should do their job properly!
Bob: Liddat, lor; angry so much for what?

by AzureArmageddon February 13, 2023