Jordan

Jordan is the best little brother you can have he's very bad likes hitting people and likes to act cool in school he's a fish well that's what his siblings call him he's most likely to have a sister name jade and a brother name Joe Joe. Jordan is also very evil. He also gets all the girls and he's very hot

Who is that cute boy over there. That's definitely a Jordan

by Yoofav.queenjayyy March 25, 2017

jordan

a jordan is the most amazing person ever. he is sweet, caring, loving, and the funniest guys ever. he is popular, yet doesn’t get into trouble. he is smart and gets all a’s. when u need someone, u come to him and he helps u anytime u need it. if u ever meet a jordan don’t get him upset with u and never let him go.

i was really upset and i talked to jordan and i feel a lot better

by <3 ;))) February 6, 2019

Jordan

She/He is a person full of colors that can either be black to blue to yellow. They have so much clustered emotions that they need to let out. They usually are deep down a person that needs a hug.

"Help Jordan out they need a hug."

by oklovechild October 25, 2019

Jordan

She definitely from philly if this her name :) and that pussy really phat and juicy

damn i would sure love a jordan right now

by bigdaddyswag November 23, 2021

Jordan

A bulgarian boy who is a god at fighting and has moodswings 24/7 likes bass is very sexy and a lot of niggas are scared of him

You can never be like jordan my nigga

by BobTheGodwithsosig November 24, 2021

Jordan

You know the vibes! Jordan loves his Mexican food, especially tortas. Jordan is also part time comedian. A Jordan loves to chow at the diner. Talk to him nice.

“Hey did you see Jordan today?”

“Yeah he was eating some tacos”

by Jordantacos7 September 23, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is typically one of the few male creatures with a unreasonably large log between his beefy thighs, they say all Jordan's have their 3rd leg measured with a trundle wheel by the age of 11. by the age of 17 their cock is incredibly destructive as the force it gathers with its swings is so insurmountable that anyone in its way will perish. due to the amount of blood circulating through this log of theirs there heart has to work overtime, meaning they will die an early death, which if didn't happen civilization as we know it will most certainly collapse and fall under the supremacy of all of the Jordan cocks circulating through the cock economy.

Wait is that guy a Jordan? how old is he?
'17'
fucks sake we are done for.

by JordanCultFollower May 22, 2022