Ma johnson

Noun

to refer to ones penis without context. Inserted randomly in a conversation.

Person A: hey where do you want to eat.
Person B: Ma johnson.

by glub_tubbus_wepple July 12, 2024

Johnson Sandwich

When you are just resting your penis between her buns and its not in yet.

Jae: Bro I gave her the Johnson Sandwich last night.
Yik: Holy shit my pilgrim that's lit asf!

by Rinsnoke July 16, 2024

Lock Johnson

When Your Johnson Is Locked In Place In Hard Mode And You Can’t Get It Out

Oh No, I Acquired Lock Johnson

by John Lockson July 27, 2024

Johnson

Can be used in any situation as a verb adjective or noun.

I could go for a Johnson right now.

by TheJohnsonJohnson August 3, 2024

Johnsoned

When a homophobic man gets found out to be gay in a very ironic/funny fashion. Like American politician Mike Johnson, who sent a picture of his face to a man on Grindr, after referring to same-sex marriage as a, "Dark harbinger of chaos"

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened with Mike Johnson?

Guy 2: No, what happened to him?

Guy 1: He sent his face pic to a guy he was trying to hook up with on Grindr

Guy 2: That homophobic asshole got Johnsoned on Grindr? What a dork

by Minty Freshness March 26, 2025

Johnson Jingle

After busting a large load, your dick starts to do the Johnson Jingle, Dancing and harmonizing with the moans of that pussy.

Man I busted a fat load in her vagina, I could hear my dick doing the Johnson Jingle

by Supa Johnson March 28, 2025

Roaring Johnson

The act of a 2 man golf team struggling to stand up the task of challenging their rivals.

Doogz and Dev done a Roaring Johnson today, they now have to buy Herm and Nails a schooner

by Nails420 April 18, 2025