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Sebastian Johnson

A sexy, brave, heroic, batman, smooth with the ladies like man.
oh I didn't know that there was a Sebastian Johnson at the party
by MR.CUBEICE May 12, 2021
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Johnson reservoir

Noun:
When the water trap beneath a shower or bath becomes clogged up with a build up of matted rotting hair, skin cells, palm oil, and various bodily secretions. That's a Johnson reservoir.
Johnson reservoir: Oh man, my shower was draining really slowly today, so I had to partially dismantle the piping to clear the blockage. Turns out I had a Johnson reservouir under there!!
by Greased ferret March 4, 2023
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Bartholomew Johnson

Bartholomew Johnson is a one of a kind talking pup. He speaks, he barks, he humps. Barthy for short, he doesn’t know when to shut his mouth. But to know the pup is to love the pup
Bartholomew Johnson was very excited when he found out he was spending the weekend with his wifey and not his ex hubby.
by Xojojonoss May 26, 2022
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The Johnson Effect

The ability to make the absolute worst decision every single time. Named after the UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson.
The Johnson Effect: when you could have had a smaller lockdown for a short period of time but instead you chose to do nothing and now the whole country is screwed.
by FlangeManger October 30, 2020
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Johnson

Johnson nickname for your penis
Is your name Johnson as in Johnson?
by stinkypickle May 30, 2018
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Tahir Johnson

Good rizz, in second most rizz in his class Jollof warrior
by Tahir Johnson September 27, 2022
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Gavin Johnson

An amazing tik toker who everyone wants to know who made him . The most perfect human being on this planet . Curly cute ass human being
God damn did u see gavin Johnson cute ass

Hot damn gavin Johnson
by lovesthisperfecthumab June 9, 2019
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