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Jerk off January

Destroy Dick December is now at an end, but Jerk off January is here. Instead od beating your meat gradually until you reach the end, you slowly decrease the number of times you beat your meat a day.
"You ready for Jerk off January?"

"My dick still hurts from Destroy dick December but yes, I can't wait!"
by Domingo_lluevioso287 November 5, 2020
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January 7th 2019

Hey baby it’s January 7th 2019 that means we have to hug and kiss
by Megalodon23 January 6, 2020
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January 29, 2023

The day Raven Definies account started.
by Raven Definies January 29, 2023
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Just Jizz January

1)The month where you have to jizz at least once a day
"Hey bro u failed Just Jizz January"
"Nah man im staying strong this year not finna fail cuh"
by Noncy boi November 10, 2022
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Just Happy January

If you have depression, stop, breath, and be a happy bitch
Person 1-Are you gonna do Destroy Dick December?

Person 2- No I’m gonna do Just Happy January
by Goodvibesonlybitch November 6, 2019
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Jump Nibba January

A parody of No Nut November and that one about December big nibbas use.
On the 1st, you jump one nibba, The second 2, and so on until the end of January.
Josh - Hey Aaron, are you doing No Nut November?
Aaron - Lmao, no I'm practicing for Jump Nibba January.
Josh - What's that?
Aaron - You'll see in January when I beat ur little nibba ass lmao.
by Its Okay To Be Gay By The Way November 4, 2018
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Just Jam-It In January

Where your fucking your girl and suddenly decide to just stick it in her ass.

Must at least accomplish this once in the month of January, to achieve Just Jam-It In Januaray.
RICK: She never let's me play with her ass.

John: Don't worry dude, you'll have a whole month for anal forgiveness.

Rick: Yeah, what do you mean?

John: Just Jam-It In January!
by KRAVINIMAMAZING November 12, 2018
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