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Jacob

was gifted a lot of talents from God. A lot of girls like him but they just want a fake relationship so he keeps looking; you'll probably never catch him crying but he does; he mourn over a girl for more than 3 years and he will remember all of the relationships he had before; he tries a lot but girls just like playing with his heart; he doesn't know why he still tries sometimes; maybe because he's a Christian just trying to show others that he's not that terrible; they know they just don't care.
Jacob: Why did you want to go out then?
girl: go out? HA! in your dreams buddy! Hey everyone look at me! I'm ripping up someones love life! Lets see if we can make his heart smaller; lets see if he will except anyone after this!!!
by itsjustjacob May 16, 2025
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Ahh! Jacob there could be many words to explain him but ill just say simply "What a fucking FAGGOT"
JACOB STOP BEING A FAGGOT
by 69696996969696969696 February 6, 2020
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Jacob

Jacob is a rich and buff tipe of kid and is the most popular kid in the hole school. Jacob has a ma sion well that's what he says.
Its the rich kid jacob
by Hi????? ?? October 10, 2019
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Jacob si the type of guy who knows how to get down and dirty in bed. His shlong is expandable, retractable, and radioactive. He gets every bitch in existence.
Jacob:
Every girl:*cums*
by urfrikinmom November 24, 2021
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Jacob

Absolute zest fest. A cool guy overall, but everyone can agree he's not nearly as cool as Sailor.
Person 1: Why does that dude looks so ZESTY?
Person 2: That's Jacob bro, everyone knows he's totally gay.
Sailor: Sailor
by sailorisveryhandsome March 16, 2023
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Jacob cook

A fat cunt who thinks they’re good at everything and has the deadest trim going.
Why have you got to be a jacob cook
by Itztherealedcaves March 16, 2019
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Jacobing

When you have 100+ hours on counter-strike 2 but lack any aim, game knowledge, or position and cant easily be killed by a beginner
Man 1 “dude your jacobing right now
Man 2 “my bad
by Aka192929 October 23, 2024
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