bradford joe

Complete and utter drug taking weird slob. Frequenter of West Yorkshire night club toilets. Creator of the mixed bag.

Me: Do you know Bradford Joe
Stranger: Yes he spiked me with Mkat, he needs putting down.

by SE25 July 20, 2014

Fly Joe

To puss out at the last minute or no show with bad reasoning.

Frank is such a fly joe, even though he said he's coming out with us later, I bet he'll puss out.

by Fly Joe May 18, 2010

mama joe

you need help

jimmy: im gonna type in mama joe into urban dictionary

bob: you need help

by wasdawadsadesadwadas November 30, 2020

Joe pee

man named joe who dirnks pee

did you see the joe pee on tv last night

by imtheblind September 19, 2020

Joe Morley

1: The act of verbally one upping someone.
2: Someone who verbally one ups someone with a blatant lie.
3: A generally disliked cunt

Person a: "Last week something funny happened, I was waiting for the bus when someone dropped threatened to beat me up for no reason".
Person b: "Oh yeah, that happened to me this morning but the person pulled out a HUGE 14 INCH SERRATED MILITARY GRADE KNIFE AND HELD IT TO MY THROAT"
Person a: "You're such a fucking Joe Morley"

by asgaslkghjsld March 28, 2022

Hashimo joe

The action of inserting a cock in joes ass

Hey Evan wanna do Hashimo joe

by Deando July 30, 2019

Trader Joe

A person who knows nothing about trading stocks but gets lucky once or twice and thinks that he knows everything about trading

Benny got lucky with GNUS and thinks that he knows all about stocks. Classic Trader Joe!!

by traderjoe07 September 15, 2020