jesse

not a fun person. he is a narcissist and very mean. ugly person inside and out. rude and heartless.

I met that guy and he is such a Jesse!

by trashkarma April 13, 2025

Jess Level Stupid

When someone says something that is so outlandishly stupid, or something that is very obviously wrong/not true, that it can only be described as as stupid as something that someone named Jess would say.

Person 1: Aren't all Spanish-speaking countries in Spain?
Person 2: That's Jess Level Stupid

by jessicaisnotmyrealname May 13, 2025

Jesse James

Old timey Western guy.

Also Tea's daddy.

Did you hear about Tea's daddy being in town?

Woah, you mean the legendary Jesse James

by Toby511 May 20, 2025

Jesse Yourself

Synonymous with "shitting yourself". Verb, to shit.

I just had Mexican and Jesse'd myself again.

I didn't make it to the bathroom in time and Jesse'd my pants.
Careful you dont Jesse yourself!

by #notacop May 31, 2025

Jess Cheese

Moldy Swiss cheese

Katie: George Walker Bush, want this slice of Jess Cheese?
*George Walker Bush eats it and dies from mold poisoning*
Rip bozo

by FugginPARODYbro June 26, 2025

Jess Effect

When A Jess enters a situation her luck becomes whatever is funniest for that situation

She's got the Jess Effect

by Bones are made from bones July 29, 2025

Jess Effect

When a woman named Jess enters a situation her luck becomes whatever better or worse depending on how funny it would be for that situation

Oh no she's got the Jess effect

by Bones are made from bones July 29, 2025