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Not on Beyoncé’s Internet 

trying to figure out what this means exactly - maybe urban dictionary can help?! Recently Kimberly Latrice Jones posted something on IG, and one commenter responded with a laughing-crying emoji and the comment ‘Not on Beyoncé’s Internet!’ There are some examples of use online but no clear definition.
Not on Beyoncés Internet!

internet whore 

Usually a "scenester"
Also generally either
*overweight
*acne ridden
*mind numbingly stupid
Takes many many pictures to post on myspace, all of which are from above, looking down, high contrast to disguise their bad complexion
"lyke, omg, evryone l00k at my new pix!11"

"baby u are teh sexxx!!! lol"

national interest

Common American euphemism (1785-) for killing modest to large amounts of swarthy brown skinned foreigners as a means of controlling valuable resources. Often attached to nebulous notions of "national security".
"Our national interests require success in Iraq."
national interest by Bin Yamin April 14, 2008

internet tough guy 

a fat ginger kid yelling at his camera
look at that internet tough guy.

he be rageing on the intronetz!!!!!!!!
internet tough guy by omfiguh February 26, 2010

interesting 

In normal conversations, used to express doubt, curiosity, or critique. If someone says "this is interesting", it could mean "I doubt it", "I don't understand why it doesn't work", "Is this really true?", "How strange is that?"
First, he said he will come to the party. After he got to know the host, he said he had no time and needed to work. That's interesting!
interesting by PeterDan00 July 5, 2010

interesting 

said when something really ISN'T interesting (said in a serious tone)
or when you don't know what else to say in a situation (said in a serious and kind of awkward tone)
Liselle: "I ate"
Karen: "Interesting" (and rolls eyes)
interesting by Karen WHAATT October 5, 2003