An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.
Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”
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A self absorbed homewrecker loves the thrill of ruining relationships & breaking up families. She'll send him slutty photos of her ugly ass & tell him "how badly she wants to fuck him" until she's confronted, then lies & cowers like the gutless little mutt she is.
A self absorbed homewrecker loves the thrill of ruining relationships & breaking up families. She'll send him slutty photos of her ugly ass & tell him "how badly she wants to fuck him" until she's confronted, then lies & cowers like the gutless little mutt she is.
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Get the Home mug.A moralless slut, usually named Kimberly, so desperate they pursue a man knowing that he's already committed & has a family.
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A self absorbed home wrecker loves the thrill of ruining relationships & breaking up families. she has already broken up 2 families. She'll send him slutty tanning bed photos of her ugly ass and her fake boobs & fuck him in a truck until she's confronted, then lies & cowers like the gutless little mutt she is.then still talks to your man after you get back together
Kimberly is a dirty HOME WRECKER! She tried to deny everything but I have the sluts tanning bed photos
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