hipster

Tend to be boring, arrogant twats that like to move en-mass into rough inner-city areas such as Hackney and Brixton (in London), where the local shops start to sell gluten-free, lactose-free premium branded organic goods that the rest of the local population can't afford to buy. Once settled they will take over the local pub which will then start to sell trendy beers and eventually this too becomes out-of-bounds for the original regulars. The local 'offie' gets an upgrade and becomes a 'bottle shop, selling expensive poncy wines, and the local greasy spoon gets a makeover and calls itself the 'Well St Kitchen' Businesses fail and change hands quickly "The Art cafe" becomes "The Wash", and then "Josh and The Dane", finally "hirsinger and strauss" in the space of 12 months. Often seen out jogging or riding their bicycles with attached double buggy, complete with red pennant and 'children on board'. Although they exude a sense of superiority, you know that most of them claim benefits and have moved into the newly build housing association flats over the road.

"Thank the lord for our new neighbours! They've pulled the community together - we all have something in common now - our dislike of Hipsters!"

by Old E9 June 17, 2016

Hipster

Someone doesn't exactly likes mainstream things and likes to cling on to the past.

Person 1: That car is too mainstream for me, I prefer the older version.
Person 2: Stop being a hipster.

by AbbigaleTheHedgehog May 25, 2016

hipster fresh

The ripeness of un-showered 20-something hipster, particularly in an enclosed space such as a "dive bar".

Ooooh boy, do you smell that? This place is hipster fresh. Get some deodorant up in here.

by Maggie S April 18, 2018

Hipster shower

Hipster shower

I got so sick last night I gave myself a hipster shower.

I had to throw up and shit at the same time and I couldn’t get my skinny jeans down fast enough so I shit my diarrhea io my back.

by WakandaMSP May 21, 2018

Generational Hipster

Different than normal hipsters, these people - usually teenagers or young adults - have interests that are foreign to their generation.

While their interests may not be the typical definition of "underground," they will seem that way to their peers. Such interests can include music, art, politics, and ways of thinking.

Average Teenager: Hey, what are you listening to?
Generational Hipster: Oh, you know, Bob Dylan, The Velvet Underground.
Teenager: .......who?

by PhazerHaze January 3, 2012

pre-hipstoric

From the time before hipsters; alternatively, relating to the hipsters of pre-historic times.

"The pre-hipstoric man was into the ice age before it was cool."
"I used to listen to records, in the pre-hipstoric days."

by DarkAllie6 July 27, 2012

dramatically hipster

When one denies being hipster but in reality is the most hipster person you know.

"Did you see Candi last week in those shorts? She is flawless for sure, but is dramatically hipster!"

by paintpots May 27, 2014