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hairy Helen

the act of a woman giving a handjob with the help of her hair, obviously easier to do if the woman has hair of reasonable length. sometimes reffered to as "hairy Harry's" but may sound less desirable to heterosexual men
bro, your mother give's great hairy Helen's and it feels so nice and smooth
by tazzy2 January 1, 2014
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dried-helmet

A dried-helmet is when you have a wet dream or ejaculate, then semen dries in or over the urethra causing you to spray or miss direct a stream of piss.
I went to take a piss this morning but I had a dried-helmet, I had to clean that shit up before my girlfriend sat in it. Again
by Chase Lewis white January 26, 2014
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german helmet stamp

To depress one's forehead with the end of your penis leaving a german helmet stamp imprint on the recipient.
Shut the fuck up or I will give you a german helmet stamp on your forehead!
by Backsack Bob March 19, 2014
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porcelain helmet

When a guy has a morning wood, sits to take a shit and the tip of him penis touches the edge of a toilet.
by Mctip July 10, 2016
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ann-helene

Ann-Heléne is a great woman with strong character. The name comes from Ann and Heléne. It means beautyqueen. It can be a hen/hin/demiboy/demigirl.
What a great Ann-Helene we eated today. Yes she was really good.
by Natorelevelina December 12, 2016
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Lynn Helen

Lynn Helen, is usually a very beautiful and very smart girl. Seems like a goody two shoes, but knows exactly what she wants.

Tends to not see that boys are falling head over heels for her and that she turns heads everywhere she goes.
If you have a Lynn Helen in your friend group you can count yourself very lucky, she'd do anything for her friends and will help whenever and wherever she can.
"Wow, do you see that girl over there?"
-"do you mean the one with that amazing smile?"
"Yeah, she must be a Lynn Helen"
by Dr.Addy January 17, 2017
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Mia Helen

Is beautiful, and the most amazing person you'll ever meet.

She usually has blonde hair, and she looks damn perfect with short hair. She has green or blue eyes and a cute little nose. If you ever meet a Mia Helen you'll fall for her.

She loves Netflix, swimming in the ocean, and she also loves eating frozen grapes, but not the green ones!
You better hope you meet a Mia Helen
Who's that pretty girl swimming in the ocean?

Oh, it is Mia Helen. I heard she's pretty damn perfect.
by Drldh July 23, 2017
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