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green day 

The best band in the world god himself: BIllie Joe Armstrong,a day spent smoking pot
basketcase,good riddance (time of your life),american idiot,hitchin a ride are jsut some of Green Day's songs
or
woah that guy is trippen hes had a few too many green days

green monkey's fuckstick 

Anything that is very, very dirty.
Curtis is dirtier than a green monkey's fuckstick.

Green Bay Packers 

The real America's Team.

Cowboys fans seem to think 5 super bowls is so fantastic and un-matched, but the Packers actually have 7 championships, 3 are superbowls, the remaining 4 were from before the superbowl was created. Also 3 of those 4 NFL Championships were consecutive. The Packers paved the way by winning not only the first superbowl, but the second as well. The Vikings claim to have the greatest fans in the world, but actually, the Pack has sold out every game for 23 straight years. People are even willing to go to jail for three months for a pair of season tickets. Brett Favre has never missed a start for over 12 years. He has recorded over 200 consecutive starts, not including playoffs. I was fortunate enough to see that game on my first ever trip to a Packer game, watching the Pack Enilate The Rams in sub-zero temp's. The pack has won their divison for three straight years, but due to a weakening secondary, that will probably end this year. Vince Lombardi, whom the Super Bowl trophy was named after, coached the Pack in the 50's. Unlike the "America's Team" Cowboys, the Pack still have consistantly make the playoffs. The Packers aren't owned by some rich-fuck owner, but by the city of Green Bay, everyone owns a piece of the Packers. When the Packers pick apart the Vikings in the NFC North, the Vikings fans just start to belt out some thing pathetic like this: "Wisconsan is have a hole bunch ov redneks."
cowboy fan: "Dude the 'boys are america's team"

Me: "Shut the fuck up you known-nothing loser, the Pack is America's Team!"

Vikings Fan: "Randy Moss Randy Moss PURPLE PRIDE"

Me: "Oh wow you <had> a crack-head interity-lacking loser reciever, oh but now he's in Oakland, what do you have now? Besides, purple is a gay color anyways. Oh yeah I forgot you "true outdoorsman" minnesotians play indoors like a couple of fucking pussies."

Bears fan: "Walter Peyton, sweetness."

Me: "Wow."
Green Bay Packers by Rice Hater December 11, 2006

Green Avalanche 

When a male is giving oral sex to a female and blows a snot rocket into her vagina
Hot damn theres a green avalanche rollin down my ass!
Green Avalanche by Kyle Graper September 21, 2004

Green Day 

an awesome punk/rock band who formed in 1988 and have 8 albums including 38/smooth (their fisrt album) dookie (first album after leaving lookout!records) and american idiot (comback album said to be a sellout)
some people think grenday are sellouts now and the only people who like american idiot are teeny boppers but they're not.
to prove the idiots who think green day are sellouts i interviewed my 11 year old cousin who i know loves greenday and hence found that if greenday hadn't done american idiot, she wouldnt even know about them and that even though her favourite song was made before she was born, she still loves it.

me: whats your favourite green day song?

my 11 year old cousin: warning!

me:but you werent even born when that was relesed?

cousin: so, those songs are timeless.

me: how did you find out about greenday.

cousin: heard boulevard of broken dreams on the radio and decided to check out their other songs.

me: well my faves are jesus of suburbia, homecoming, whatshername, longview, basket case. ever heard of them?

cousin: yer, i'm not an idiot. those are great songs.

me: do you get what they mean? like do you understand the lyrics?

cousin: well sorta. but does it matter?

me: well i reckon it makes it so much better for me, but in your case it might make it worse

cousin: whatever, your like 10 years older than me or something
Green Day by punkfish October 6, 2007

green day 

If you don't like Green Day...uh..you fucking suck and have no taste in music...and you're probablly ugly as hell too.
randomGUY: ew i hate Green Day.
highguy: dude i'm fucking high and wanna beat ur ass right now.
billieJ:*pass me sum more paleeze*
randomGUY: i suck.