whale fight

A brawl between two overweight tub of lards, male or female, who begin wailing at eachother with flabby biceps and 300+ pounds of body weight.

Tyler yelled "WHALE FIGHT!!!" at the two chumps.

by Capn Coochy February 12, 2019

Cat fight

Kyle and Sky when a political opinion is shared

Memes and screenies is a constant cat fight

by squigglyparrot September 26, 2020

YOU WANNA FIGHT

Be petty and have a sassy mouth with your friend and tell them you wanna fight

January,14

You wanna fight?
That’s why you ugly

by unknownpersonnnn41141 January 14, 2022

rock fight

The greatest outdoor podcast there has been or ever will be.

Have you heard the latest episode of the rock fight? It's sick.

by BJ McHenry May 1, 2023

you can't fight gravity

Dutch’s way of saying jumping off a high cliff would brutally kill you.

Dutch: you can't fight gravity
John: then give up Dutch!

by Braymanno April 17, 2023

fight the table

When someone is hitting the puck in air hockey so hard you don't get a chance to hit it back. Very annoying.

I was trying to play air hockey with tom, but he just wanted to fight the table instead, whatta jerk

by hms321 December 15, 2008

Fighting piece

A womans wig

Boy i told you about messing with my fighting piece

by Mr. Prësident April 26, 2017