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February 29th

This day only occurs once every four year, such as today (Thursday 29th February 2024) as it is a leap day, a leap year. The reason this date exists is because the Earth takes 365 days and an extra 6 hours per year to revolve and every 4 years, that adds up to 24 hours, or a whole day, this is why this extra day occurs. Likewise, many are born on this date so someone who is 100 years old, will be celebrating their 25th official birthday! Jah Rule turns 48 today but technically, it's his 12th birthday. Anyway, happy February 29th people!!!
Me: Hey Bob, it's February 29th today!
Bob: So?
Me: February 29th only occurs once every four years and it's happening today!
Bob: Oh My God dude, that's so freaking cool!
Me: I know right!?
by Mahrufur February 28, 2024
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February 26th

Guess what day it is?

February 26th?

No, Junkomaeda Day!
by JOIN JUNKOMAEDA August 29, 2021
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February 9

Narcissistic crazy moms are born on this day
Hey when was your moms birthday again?

Oh that, it was on February 9 why?

Wow your moms a bitch!
by i.knowitalll November 23, 2021
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February 9

The most grumpiest people on the planet and looks like a fucking grandma.
My birthday is in February 9
P: you look so ugly
by Mommymilker345 November 24, 2021
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February 5th

Clarissa was born on February 5th (actually born on April 26th)
by Boxity April 2, 2022
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February 13th

This is non-other than a specifically significant day for my specifically cute crush. When the clock reaches 12:00 AM, Saturday, it has been 1 year, 6 months, and 14 days since I first liked him. And I dare tell you, that I have never had feelings for someone this genuine and for such a long period of time? INSANE, FOR ME!

PS; we never had a conversation that lasted for more than a week. never met in real life. never had a proper conversation and know almost nothing about each other. NO, I LOOK LIKE A CREEP BUT I'M NOT, TRUST ME LOL.
hi, I like you so much and I want to talk with you so bad but you're super complicated. one day, you're super cute and that gives me the butterflies and all. but, then you just left me on seen? Do you think you're Elsa or something, thinking that you can shut me off and just let the memories die?? NO, the butterflies are still fluttering and it's not because of anyone else. SO, I WANT YOU. your birthday is just twelve days apart. should I wish you a mere happy birthday or just stay silent? :(( February 13th
by valentine's day is tomorrow, b January 31, 2022
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Fuck Friends February

Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.
John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun
by Bello Profugho November 7, 2020
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