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England

England is a fictional country formed in the 1700s by the newly founded American government to justify the mass homicide they committed on the Natives.

British people do not exist. They are just regular people who have been brainwashed by the American government to do the silly accent when people are around. When they are by themselves however they speak normally.
“yo man did you hear the queen of england died?”
“there was never a queen of england.”
by thereal_george_washington December 1, 2022
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English boxwood

The act of a female performing self pleasure with the assistance of a second party physically manipulating the fingers, hand, or forearm of the female.
She was feeling tired last night when it was time for some serious masturbation but I was able to assist with an English boxwood.
by croppppppppppppppp December 9, 2022
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englango

A discriminatory word towards white European people
“That wog is englango”
by englangoisoffensive December 22, 2022
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English

English is a West Germanic language of the Indo-European language family, with its earliest forms spoken by the inhabitants of early medieval England.345 It is named after the Angles, one of the ancient Germanic peoples that migrated to the island of Great Britain. Existing on a dialect continuum with Scots, and then most closely related to the Low German and Frisian languages, English is genealogically West Germanic. However, its vocabulary also shows major influences from French (about 29% of modern English words) and Latin (also about 29%), plus some grammar and a small amount of core vocabulary influenced by Old Norse (a North Germanic language).678 Speakers of English are called Anglophones.

The earliest forms of English, collectively known as Old English, evolved from a group of West Germanic (Ingvaeonic) dialects brought to Great Britain by Anglo-Saxon settlers in the 5th century and further mutated by Norse-speaking Viking settlers starting in the 8th and 9th centuries. Middle English began in the late 11th century after the Norman Conquest of England, when considerable Old French (especially Old Norman French) and Latin-derived vocabulary was incorporated into English over some three hundred years.910 Early Modern English began in the late 15th century with the start of the Great Vowel Shift and the Renaissance trend of borrowing further Latin and Greek words and roots into English, concurrent with the introduction of the printing press to London.
by edp225 January 3, 2023
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England

Have you ever been to England? It’s a very nice place to travel to, awesome cities, great landmarks, decent cuisine (although fish & chips is their cuisine) but shit football.
by Sportsexperter21 January 5, 2023
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Englaug

English with a special ED twist to it.
"She can't even speak proper Englaug."

"Ong can't Englaug"
by M0ns3r3l@ January 10, 2023
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English wallet

An English Wallet refers to a woman who has a husband or boyfriend but cheats with another person and gets an STD. The ‘colonizing’ infection ruins the wallet for its indigenous person
Did you hear about Becky? She has an English wallet…Dave gave her AIDS.
by Not that Steve, the other one January 20, 2023
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