My ears, they hurt!!!

What someone says when a little panzee named Austin starts screaming like a banshee in your ears and never shuts the hell up.

“My ears, they hurt!!!“ Michael said as Austin screamed at the top of his lungs, and then left to jerk off to gay porn

by theaustinhater42069 September 30, 2023

Ear fetish

A sexual attraction towards ears. Ear fetishes are more common among people who also like chocolate milk.

Mads: Damn those are some sexy ears
Everyone: Lol Mads has an ear fetish

by IDLW April 24, 2019

Everytime One Person Eats Smcaks Ceral , Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"

Everytime One Person Eats Smcaks Ceral , Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"

Everytime One Person Eats Smcaks Ceral , Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

Daejon Ears

When something is said and another person hears something that’s not related to what was said

Person 1: “He loved trains”

Person 2: “YOU SAID TRANS??”

Person 1: “You got Daejon Ears”

by Plague Doctor SS September 8, 2021

Drippy Ears

When a man has sex but instead of blowing his load in a normal area (ex. Thigh, mouth, tits), he instead pulls out and cums inside of his partner’s ear. The girl then uses her finger to pick her ear and eat the ejaculent

They were so fucked up that she let him give her “Drippy Ears.” It took her an hour to get it all out

by MarshalDeon June 9, 2018

Dont Dump The Cheese In Their Ears

To warn someone not to make the same mistake they always gravitate towards making.

Bundaga pls dont dump the cheese in their ears at cash open

by helphp October 18, 2022

Ear Rape

When you pass someone the aux and they play lifeav

Bro1: Can you please pass me the aux ?
Bro2: I swear to god if you play that lifeav ear rape I will end you right here.

by poopdiwoop January 6, 2021