dumb as a door

someone that is so stupid that can only open and close, not literally.

Farin is dumb as a door; he doesn't have a clue what it waits for him.

by Lxiaoqi April 7, 2018

Door Screech

The high pitched screech some doors make. Also possible of being made by humans.

"stop door screeching"

by BPTRY June 29, 2019

door

it is something you walk in and out of and is the worst weapon you slam it in someones face and can be brutal thin twice about a door if you don't know what it is.

bro: hey you see this DOOR it just killed my teacher

bro 2: dang that is bad it is brutal.

by laljjdfvhrhv July 27, 2019

Shut that damned door

When you open a door and your aunt yells at you to "SHUT THAT DAMNED DOOR" if you didn't close it within a timeframe of 0.0000000000001's of opening the door that was spoken of.

Shut That Damned Door

by Shut That Damned Door July 28, 2019

Door squid

The remnants of a guy ejaculating onto a door. Found most commonly on the inside or porta-potties with the resulting shape roughly resembling a squid

Man, those bathrooms are gross, especially with all the door squids in the stalls

by Humantapeworm November 15, 2019

Knocking on Heaven's Door

When a turn is at the pearly gates of your butthole.

"Dude I gotta shit so bad, it's knocking on heaven's door!"

by 😂🤣 November 18, 2019

door

a brown thing that opens and closes

a key inside the door.

by red thing December 7, 2019