Yellow Dick

The result a penis turned yellow by the addition of cheese dust brought on from consuming Doritos (or similar) and masturbating, likely induced from boredom

Friend - "Hey man, how was the weekend?"

You - "so boring, ended up with a bad case of yellow dick"

by FiftyOne151 December 1, 2019

Dick Lavy

When your dick is lubricated and your girlfriend doesn't do anything with it

Friend: Dude, she gave me a Dick Lavy last night..
Other Friend: Bro, that sucks... but she doesn't.

by DaeveG April 24, 2019

Dick-Eye

A serious condition of the eyeball where fluid is backed up in the tear duct causing swelling, irritation, redness and serious infection. The known cause is from touching dirty bowling balls or other random objects that have been fingered and prodded by guys who have recently used a public rest room and have not washed their hands and then touching your eye with your contaminated finger.

Janice got Dick-Eye while bowling at a team building business excursion at the Richmond Virginia center.

by BClawd April 10, 2019

Armpit dick

Where a armpit get fucked by a dick

Dam bro I'm sorry I gave your sister a armpit dick. It felt gooood

by Xx19Black23xX September 24, 2019

Dick in the blood

When someone is genetically a dickhead, or a doushebag by default.

If you are under the age of 80 and drive 15 mph in a 40 mph lane with no medical emergency,disability or car malfunction..you most likely have "dick in the blood"

by Ghosferatu August 25, 2019

Dick Grower

A hott chick that makes a mans dick grow.

Dude : Yo dude, check out that chick, she's a real dick grower.

by Big Dick Bob AKA BDB April 3, 2020

Rent-A-Dick

Male used by a couple to join in their sexual activities, threesomes, cuckolds, and fantasies.

Its not an easy task for a couple to find a like-minded and available rent-a-dick.

by Watchus34 May 25, 2020