Having the cake and coffee

When someone is BSing around; taking their sweet time.

How long has he been in the bathroom? Is he having the cake and coffee in there?

Why is he taking so long?
Maybe he's having the cake and coffee

by Vincekid March 25, 2020

Happy Coffee

An Innovative Nigerian Coffee Brand poised at improving the Nigerian Coffee Culture. Founded in 2015 by Princess Adeyinka, Happy Coffee has been growing the Coffee drinking culture whilst using Nigerian coffee blends that directly supports the local famers.

Be happy drink Happy Coffee

by PAt8633 January 31, 2020

Coffee Monkey

A man who doesn’t drink coffee, but will bring his girlfriend coffee because she has cknvinced him that it’s foreplay. He will allow her to take photos of the delivery for her Instagram and to create a hashtag (#coffeemonkey) to display his prowess.

The coffee monkey brought me coffee this morning. I guess I’ll have sex with him...next week.

by Ms. Coffee January 17, 2019

Clay Coffee

some ugly ahh kid who smells like Clayton’s sweaty pits

Clay Coffee: I enjoy smelling like shit all the time!

by ton_of_clay May 31, 2024

Kraken Coffee Cherry

New Auzzie wake up cocktail:

1x large coffee mug
1x 50ml Shot of Kraken Black Cherry or to desired strength depending on depression level

Desired amount of Coffee, milk and sugar

Life is fucked! so lets start ya on the kraken coffee cherry

by adzy88 October 3, 2025

Coffee and bagels

Dating site

Do you like coffee and bagels

by Streetqueen September 30, 2019

Coffee

1) Keeps you woke
2) Facts/News not gossip or petty
3) For grown folks, not kids
4) When sipped straight, it’s black and strong
5) Antonym: Tea

I sip coffee, boo boo. Hold the tea.
This coffee is extra black, black.
Did you get today’s coffee?
Did you hear him? Kanye forgot his coffee.

by MDS March 24, 2019