Cock-A-Doodle-Doo

the army call for all cocks to gather and salute

Cock-A-Doodle-Doo the leader cock called out as all the cocks gathered together

by leseshrmushrooms8 October 14, 2020

Cocavirus

A virus rapidly spreading throughout the world via the digestion of the cereal named "Coco-Pops" it is caused by the pops that seem to occur when the coco-powder and saliva (hence the name of the cereal being Coco-Pops) when this happens a chemical reaction occurs that spreads a wet-like substance throughout the victims mouth.

Symptoms may include; rashes, a swollen mouth, rapid hair growth & non-stop tap dancing

There is no known cures for this other than to bring them to "Jones BBQ And Foot Massage" and get them a deep fried dinosaur, so if you know someone that has been affected by this virus its best to call them and get them some food

Robert "why is Greg tapdancing?"
Zach "he has Cocavirus"
Tymek "then we better take him to Jones BBQ And Foot Massage"
Zach "Yeah"

by Bobol November 19, 2020

Cock a doodle moo

When you get a mcdouble and put a hot and spicy mcchicken in between the patties

Best way to get two different proteins in the same meal

Friend 1: wanna go to McDonald’s??
Friend 2: yeah what are u getting
Friend 1: a cock a doodle moo, duh!

by toit man December 3, 2020

COCAINE

Cocaine is a drug. Make sure to have it daily, as it contains a lot of calories, that may or may not kill you. If you don't take your daily cocaine, the world will end, and the universe will quite possibly collapse into an intensely dense dot.
To take your cocaine hold it up to your nose and sniffsniff.

Boy: Hey, have you had your daily cocaine?
Girl: Yes, it smelt very nice today.
Boy: Good don't forget to always take your drugs, or you k ow what's gonna happen.

by Armakuni January 5, 2021

Cocacne

Popping a zit and putting cocaine in the bleeding abscess to try to get higher

This is a definitive cocacne opportunity... If we don't carry out the act of cocacne I will never get over the guilt of missing this opportunity.

by radical_eddard January 13, 2021

Coca Cola

A coca cola is where a woman shits in a pot made out of silver coins melted down and then a man cums in it and then put the cum and shit into the local foutain and then they have backwards piledriver sex, but before the male cums, he has to stand up and yell "FUCK YOU DAN" then cums in or out.

Person: Hey man, i just did a coca cola to my girl last night. It was awesome

Person 2: I know. You were at the fucking park doin it with a shit and cum filled pot.

Dan: FUCK YOU TOO

by Deritos February 24, 2021

Cocaine

It is a drug

Cocaine- a drug

Don't do drugs kids.

by I am the new Cum Master January 15, 2021