The act of tucking your testicles in someone elses asshole and trying to create tention by pulling away.
Example - Coffee Sacked
Example - Coffee Sacked
by dankzi July 31, 2006
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Every day in this high school of hell i tried to keep to myself. then she comes and has to ruin my life.. day after day that girl would always be punching me, kicking me, pulling my hair out at the roots. I had hoped graduation would be the last time I ever had to deal with such a horrible person, but then I was throw to the wolves.. The day I had to confront her was the worst day off my life. As i starred at her lying there looking so peacefully in the open casket i could not help but think of how much a BITCH she is.. she no longer has to live with the pain of all the things I have gone through, AND ALL THESE STUPID PEOPLE ARE CRYING OVER YOU. Well i finally stood up for myself- I broke a stink bomb and chucked it into her coffin.. This is my final revenge, this is my smug grin. As i walked away I chuckled at her sobbing mother having to lean over the open casket and smell her stinking bully daughter
Every day in this high school of hell i tried to keep to myself. then she comes and has to ruin my life.. day after day that girl would always be punching me, kicking me, pulling my hair out at the roots. I had hoped graduation would be the last time I ever had to deal with such a horrible person, but then I was throw to the wolves.. The day I had to confront her was the worst day off my life. As i starred at her lying there looking so peacefully in the open casket i could not help but think of how much a BITCH she is.. she no longer has to live with the pain of all the things I have gone through, AND ALL THESE STUPID PEOPLE ARE CRYING OVER YOU. Well i finally stood up for myself- I broke a stink bomb and chucked it into her coffin.. This is my final revenge, this is my smug grin. As i walked away I chuckled at her sobbing mother having to lean over the open casket and smell her stinking bully daughter
by cobaltkiller1989 February 8, 2010
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The Irish Coffee is a small, low key fishing boat that was lost at sea during the early 1990s. There were only 3 crew members at the time of disappearance: 2 fisherman and the Ships Captain, Cpt. Dank. Remnants of the Irish Coffee were found off the cost of San Francisco, California.
by yannidepp October 28, 2009
Get the Irish Coffee mug.When one is attempting to sleep at a late hour and just before falling asleep he farts. The rancid stench of his fart awakens him or his partner fully.
"Damn I'm tired. I keept myself up all night with that midnight coffee."
"I was going to spend the night with her, but that nasty bitch gave me a midnight coffee. I woke up and got the hell out of there."
"I was going to spend the night with her, but that nasty bitch gave me a midnight coffee. I woke up and got the hell out of there."
by Diban urctionary July 12, 2014
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Get the Coffeed Out mug.A coffe can is a big ass hole...u see this wen girls get fuked in the ass by big dick...Its sumthin thyt jims mom has
by weird fuken dude May 9, 2006
Get the coffee can mug.1. Cup of coffee with cum in it given to a woman after sex.
2. Cumming in your hand and then slowly dripping it onto the woman.
3. Slowly cumming in short quick bursts so as to drip onto the chick like when a coffee maker is almost done.
2. Cumming in your hand and then slowly dripping it onto the woman.
3. Slowly cumming in short quick bursts so as to drip onto the chick like when a coffee maker is almost done.
As soon as he was about to cum, Gary quickly pulled out and used the ol' coffee maker approach to give the girl a facial.
by JJLG December 9, 2007
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