Slams your clam

If you say "whatever tickles your pickle" that would mean your talking to a dude... So "whatever slams your clam " would be talkin to a woman.

Woman says: "Its freakin awesome!"
You say :Hey, whatever slams your clam!

by Mcstinkers February 24, 2020

clam pack

the scientific name for a car or large group comprised of only women

Dude, look at that girl in that clam pack! Her smile is beautiful

by aucuparia December 22, 2016

Fake Clam

When a man goes down on a woman to eat her out and pretends to use his mouth.Instead uses his fingers while making the sound with his mouth.

Naw man I didn't actually go down on her i just did the fake clam

by Rybbo March 18, 2011

Clam valley

The lesbian version of broke back mountain

I loved the sequel to brokeback mountain “clam Valley” with Zoe Kravitz and Halle Berry.

by Haad Shaeit Mousef March 17, 2022

Fortune clam

The clam shaped cookie you get along with asian take-out that has a personal fortune inside.

John was dissapointed by the message he recieved in his fortune clam.

by THEMATTYK June 15, 2009

Covid Clam

After a 7 day covid isolation period of furious solo masturbation, the Covid Clam emerges from confinement wafting its pungent odor from beneath the confinement of her sweatpants.

"Omg, did you smell Kerry today, she smells like she just came out of isolation today, what a Covid Clam".
"Oh you bitch, you're such a covid clam".

by TheSmellyclam May 13, 2022

holy clam chowder

When you get a facial by a holy figure

yesterday at the church the pope gave me a holy clam chowder
damn dude thats sick as fuck

by animetiddies.com April 23, 2018